JamboMikey Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Does anyone know why women love diamonds so much? There's literally no use for them when given as jewelry and I doubt many women intend to put them into the high power saw they've been building. What is the obsession with them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 When their boyfriend inevitably chucks them for being a gold digging materialistic cunt they can scrape the windows as well as keying his car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Does anyone know why women love diamonds so much? There's literally no use for them when given as jewelry and I doubt many women intend to put them into the high power saw they've been building. What is the obsession with them? Diamonds connote wealth and material richness. They're more often used as a feel-good object rathen than for their appearance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Diamonds connote wealth and material richness. They're more often used as a feel-good object rathen than for their appearance. Well the future Mrs JM will be getting one of they wee gummy rings you get in a packet of Haribo starburst. If she sees the funny side she's getting married and if she starts going on about how I should be spending 3 months wages on some trumped up bit of coal she's getting the boot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Well the future Mrs JM will be getting one of they wee gummy rings you get in a packet of Haribo starburst. If she sees the funny side she's getting married and if she starts going on about how I should be spending 3 months wages on some trumped up bit of coal she's getting the boot. Beggars can't be choosers, Michael. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIB0zkBYvB8&feature=related -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Passed my telephone interview and now onto the assessment centre for a job at the Olympics in Glasgow. Not even 100% if I want to quit my job to do this but it could be a decent opportunity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Tried that Dragon Soop shite recently. Poof juice. Strong poof juice that does the job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Passed my telephone interview and now onto the assessment centre for a job at the Olympics in Glasgow. Not even 100% if I want to quit my job to do this but it could be a decent opportunity. Good luck with that fella -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Tried that Dragon Soop shite recently. Poof juice. What is tis stuff you talk of? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirdrieGuy Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIB0zkBYvB8&feature=related What a guy, "chicken nuggets is like my family". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 "After running away, Curtis spent a few hours at his Grandma's house eating chicken nuggets and has returned home." IT'S THE REAL-LIFE ERIC CARTMAN. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Noel Fielding is an unfunny twat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
window licker mcghee Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 if you buy one pizza and you are a fat greedy pig and you want about 6....AND 1/2 then cut up the pizza into how many bits you want and then form them into a small pizza (smaller than the original pizza) and then you should have another pizza (but smaller) repeat this method until you are full up. This is something for fat people 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKee Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 (edited) Cheese and fizzy juice compliment each other very well. Edited January 17, 2012 by McKee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Lee Camp is a fucking woeful goalkeeper 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Ross Kemp folds 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Ross Kemp folds 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Lee Camp is a fucking woeful goalkeeper He was tipped to be future England Number 1 when he was young 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 (edited) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABzMAuI1vj0 Edited January 18, 2012 by Bonksy+HisChristianParade 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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