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[gav-ffc]

I seemed to have tweaked something in my leg yesterday while dry humping the Mrs.

Agggghhhhh

[ScottR96]

I was feeling really unwell in school this morning. Came home with every intention of lying on the couch feeling sorry for myself. Turns out all I needed was a massive jobby and now I feel fine.

[monkeyblair]

I was feeling really unwell in school this morning. Came home with every intention of lying on the couch feeling sorry for myself. Turns out all I needed was a massive jobby and now I feel fine.

Interesting, I ate a few 'energy gels' yesterday when out cycling and had the most massive sticky log at work this morning.

[Sergeant Wilson]

Interesting, I ate a few 'energy gels' yesterday when out cycling and had the most massive sticky log at work this morning.

I wish I could do a sticky log. I've been able to shite through a hula hoop for the past few days. Couldn't go to work as I can't fart with any confidence.

Edited September 10, 2012 by Sergeant Wilson

[KeeperDee]

"It aint easay being cheesay."

[monkeyblair]

I wish I could do a sticky log. I've been able to shite through a hula hoop for the past few days. Couldn't go to work as I can't fart with any confidence.

You can have one of mine, still at it this morning. Trap 3 this time.

[Guest The Phoenix]

In Sainsburys today I saw a dark brown "throw" and impulsively bought it to put over my sofa. I think I've just turned middle aged.

^^^^ Can't get the stains out from the ten minute free view.

[Busta Nut]

I was feeling really unwell in school this morning. Came home with every intention of lying on the couch feeling sorry for myself. Turns out all I needed was a massive jobby and now I feel fine.

I mind when at school ye could just leave whenever ye wanted to and no one would bother.

Work is a pain in the c**t

[Ad Lib]

Was running the Lib Dem stall at Glasgow Freshers Fair today. Was approached by a woman dressed up like a socialist warrior and was accosted over what was initially the tuition fees fiasco. I enraged her by telling her that no education was free unless she planned not to pay the tutors or the electricity bill, and after a detour on tax avoidance, she eventually accused me of being a warmongerer. Slightly perplexed, I asked her "how are the Lib Dems remotely warmongerers?" to which she responded:

1. "Look at your poster it says "join the armed forces"." Response " It's a poster about extending the franchise and what you can do when you're 16. We're not encouraging people to join the army..."

2. "What did the Lib Dems do about the Iraq War?" Response " Uh, we spearheaded the public opposition to it."

3. "What about Afghanistan then?" Response " there was a UN resolution with overwhelming support from the international community"

Bizarre.

This was made more amusing when she referred to herself as a "revolutionary" and I muttered a snarky response (along the lines of "oh aye " ), which prompted a vicious insistence "Yes. I *am*."

Her parting shot was that I would be first against the wall when the revolution happens. Any volunteers to join me, for single-handedly propping up the global system of capitalism?

Edited September 11, 2012 by Ad Lib

[chuckles]

Was running the Lib Dem stall at Glasgow Freshers Fair today. Was approached by a woman dressed up like a socialist warrior and was accosted over what was initially the tuition fees fiasco. I enraged her by telling her that no education was free unless she planned not to pay the tutors or the electricity bill, and after a detour on tax avoidance, she eventually accused me of being a warmongerer. Slightly perplexed, I asked her "how are the Lib Dems remotely warmongerers?" to which she responded:

1. "Look at your poster it says "join the armed forces"." Response " It's a poster about extending the franchise and what you can do when you're 16. We're not encouraging people to join the army..."

2. "What did the Lib Dems do about the Iraq War?" Response " Uh, we spearheaded the public opposition to it."

3. "What about Afghanistan then?" Response " there was a UN resolution with overwhelming support from the international community"

Bizarre.

This was made more amusing when she referred to herself as a "revolutionary" and I muttered a snarky response (along the lines of "oh aye " ), which prompted a vicious insistence "Yes. I *am*."

Her parting shot was that I would be first against the wall when the revolution happens. Any volunteers to join me, for single-handedly propping up the global system of capitalism?

No severe warning issued ?

[Jambo Stu]

Was running the Lib Dem stall at Glasgow Freshers Fair today. Was approached by a woman dressed up like a socialist warrior and was accosted over what was initially the tuition fees fiasco. I enraged her by telling her that no education was free unless she planned not to pay the tutors or the electricity bill, and after a detour on tax avoidance, she eventually accused me of being a warmongerer. Slightly perplexed, I asked her "how are the Lib Dems remotely warmongerers?" to which she responded:

1. "Look at your poster it says "join the armed forces"." Response " It's a poster about extending the franchise and what you can do when you're 16. We're not encouraging people to join the army..."

2. "What did the Lib Dems do about the Iraq War?" Response " Uh, we spearheaded the public opposition to it."

3. "What about Afghanistan then?" Response " there was a UN resolution with overwhelming support from the international community"

Bizarre.

This was made more amusing when she referred to herself as a "revolutionary" and I muttered a snarky response (along the lines of "oh aye " ), which prompted a vicious insistence "Yes. I *am*."

Her parting shot was that I would be first against the wall when the revolution happens. Any volunteers to join me, for single-handedly propping up the global system of capitalism?

So, you get her number Stud Muffin?

[Ad Lib]

No severe warning issued ?

No strong advice was required.

So, you get her number Stud Muffin?

I only chase chicks who understand British foreign policy, soz.

[Sergeant Wilson]

Was running the Lib Dem stall at Glasgow Freshers Fair today. Was approached by a woman dressed up like a socialist warrior and was accosted over what was initially the tuition fees fiasco. I enraged her by telling her that no education was free unless she planned not to pay the tutors or the electricity bill, and after a detour on tax avoidance, she eventually accused me of being a warmongerer. Slightly perplexed, I asked her "how are the Lib Dems remotely warmongerers?" to which she responded:

1. "Look at your poster it says "join the armed forces"." Response " It's a poster about extending the franchise and what you can do when you're 16. We're not encouraging people to join the army..."

2. "What did the Lib Dems do about the Iraq War?" Response " Uh, we spearheaded the public opposition to it."

3. "What about Afghanistan then?" Response " there was a UN resolution with overwhelming support from the international community"

Bizarre.

This was made more amusing when she referred to herself as a "revolutionary" and I muttered a snarky response (along the lines of "oh aye " ), which prompted a vicious insistence "Yes. I *am*."

Her parting shot was that I would be first against the wall when the revolution happens. Any volunteers to join me, for single-handedly propping up the global system of capitalism?

You should keep this stuff for your book.

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

You should keep this stuff for your book.

Janet and John has been done to f**k.

[Adam]

I only chase chicks who understand British foreign policy, soz.

Pulse optional?

[wunfellaff]

No strong advice was required.

I only chase chicks who understand British foreign policy, soz.

A decent fence would keep the chicks safe I reckon........

[Mr. Brightside]

There are tears

[coldojag]

Pulse optional?

3 litres of that shit and things could get nasty.

[blanco]

A decent fence would keep the chicks safe I reckon........

As long as it's got 6 foot deep concrete foundations.

[calum_gers]

Was running the Lib Dem stall at Glasgow Freshers Fair today. Was approached by a woman dressed up like a socialist warrior and was accosted over what was initially the tuition fees fiasco. I enraged her by telling her that no education was free unless she planned not to pay the tutors or the electricity bill, and after a detour on tax avoidance, she eventually accused me of being a warmongerer. Slightly perplexed, I asked her "how are the Lib Dems remotely warmongerers?" to which she responded:

1. "Look at your poster it says "join the armed forces"." Response " It's a poster about extending the franchise and what you can do when you're 16. We're not encouraging people to join the army..."

2. "What did the Lib Dems do about the Iraq War?" Response " Uh, we spearheaded the public opposition to it."

3. "What about Afghanistan then?" Response " there was a UN resolution with overwhelming support from the international community"

Bizarre.

This was made more amusing when she referred to herself as a "revolutionary" and I muttered a snarky response (along the lines of "oh aye " ), which prompted a vicious insistence "Yes. I *am*."

Her parting shot was that I would be first against the wall when the revolution happens. Any volunteers to join me, for single-handedly propping up the global system of capitalism?

^^^Adrian Mole: The Tyrant Years.