tinkerbelle Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 (edited) 1351278761[/url]' post='6748463']Frequently Asked Questions? Really? People frequently ask "Is it possible to get AIDs from jizzing in a someone's eye and kicking them in the shin?" or "If you shag a horse will the horse lose its virginity or will you die?" Can you have sex in the ear... Is that so you can hear them coming. Edited October 26, 2012 by tinkerbelle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 Arrived at my work at 8.00 this morning to be met by a few of my workmates standing out side the job. When I asked them what was up they said that they were just watching the woman next door making her usual morning cup of tea. Feeling puzzled by this remark I turned to see what they were talking about. About 5 metres away from where we were all standing was this woman in her kitchen with the curtains wide open and the room lit up like an operating theatre. She was stark naked showing everything she had!She must be blind if she could not see all of us there. According to the others she does this every day. She is pretty fit so I reckon she does it deliberately. Where? Ignore Tinkerbell. Lets examine the facts. Early in the morning, the wifie is in the buff making breakfast, the old man gets off on it. Clearly this is a dwelling with a well maintained heating system, possibly by the man of the house who is also a bit of a perv. P&B, the place has to be Stirling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kara_hibee Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 Can you have sex in the ear... Is that so you can hear them coming. Did you know you could get aids from phone sex? Hearing aids! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 1351279239[/url]' post='6748488']Ignore Tinkerbell. Lets examine the facts. Early in the morning, the wifie is in the buff making breakfast, the old man gets off on it. Clearly this is a dwelling with a well maintained heating system, possibly by the man of the house who is also a bit of a perv. P&B, the place has to be Stirling. I would love that reasoning to be true if you are talking about who I think you are.Will keep an eye out for ponytails hanging on the wash line 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supras Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Genuine question, which I'm sure will be answered in a few weeks on the course, but why? The player has left the game, if he commits another red card offence put it in your report but don't ever physically show a player two red cards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 The player has left the game, if he commits another red card offence put it in your report but don't ever physically show a player two red cards. I see. How long have you been doing it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 1351266743[/url]' post='6748004']Hilariously bad taxidermy I've not laughed at anything as much for a long time. Tears and everything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 I've not laughed at anything as much for a long time. Tears and everything. They look like various meme faces and Dolan Duck characters all in one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 The woman that's lived next door to me for the last 13 years only has a couple of days to live. Shame as she's a lovely woman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 untitled.bmp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 These dark goggles I have to wear to bed for a week following laser eye surgery are super sexy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 (edited) I carved a few pumpkins for a mates Halloween party. I think they turned out not too bad. Edited October 28, 2012 by 11thHour 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 (edited) Another one. Edited October 28, 2012 by 11thHour 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 (edited) Final one. Edited October 28, 2012 by 11thHour 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 I'm think of going to Uni next year for the first time at the grand age of 29 Decided I don't want to spend my life working in what is now a dead end job for me with no real future prospects, also I was in a serious accident last year that's made me think more about my future I'm filling in my application form, and to be honest, I'm shitting it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 I'm think of going to Uni next year for the first time at the grand age of 29 Decided I don't want to spend my life working in what is now a dead end job for me with no real future prospects, also I was in a serious accident last year that's made me think more about my future I'm filling in my application form, and to be honest, I'm shitting it. Why would you eat you form? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 I'm think of going to Uni next year for the first time at the grand age of 29 Decided I don't want to spend my life working in what is now a dead end job for me with no real future prospects, also I was in a serious accident last year that's made me think more about my future I'm filling in my application form, and to be honest, I'm shitting it. Do it. I'd always wanted to be a teacher but circumstances prevented me from getting the qualifications that I needed. Was stuck in a dead-end job when I split up with my ex, she bought my share of the flat and at 24 I decided to go to Uni. Four years as an undergraduate and a year as a post-graduate and I'm now in my teaching job and absolutely loving it. The hardest part you will find is the social side. At 24 I was too old for the school-leavers and too young for the mature students, so I didn't have a lot of mates at Uni until fourth year, when some of the younger ones grew up a bit and the age difference didn't matter too much. That to me was the only downfall. Plus, the ability to have afternoon naps cannot be overstated 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Busy day tomorrow, many shops and buisness' in Montrose will receive a Poppy Scotland collecting tin and a box of poppies. I have a co pilot sorted out to handle the paperwork and make sure the car doesn't get stolen while I do the donkey work. Should be a fun way to spend a couple of hours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Do it. I'd always wanted to be a teacher but circumstances prevented me from getting the qualifications that I needed. Was stuck in a dead-end job when I split up with my ex, she bought my share of the flat and at 24 I decided to go to Uni. Four years as an undergraduate and a year as a post-graduate and I'm now in my teaching job and absolutely loving it. The hardest part you will find is the social side. At 24 I was too old for the school-leavers and too young for the mature students, so I didn't have a lot of mates at Uni until fourth year, when some of the younger ones grew up a bit and the age difference didn't matter too much. That to me was the only downfall. Plus, the ability to have afternoon naps cannot be overstated Cheers I'm thinking now is the best time for me, I've not for a penny of debt and for the last 3/4 years I've been doing a lot of saving. Also I know next summer I will be getting an insurance payout. The social side is a bit worrying, but the way I look at it I've not for the same mind set the younger crowd, I've done the going out dying the week and weekend getting wrecked etc.... So I won't be going for thy side of things. Although cheap drinks at the union wouldn't go a miss 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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