KnightswoodBear Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Today I saw a Spar which had a Subway inside it. The Spar at the bottom of Maryhill Road has a subway inside it too. I drive by that on the way home everyday and only just noticed it the other day. I nearly crashed the motor, such was my confusion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sweet Pete Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Some wee guy just tried to post "you're a w****r" on my profile wall I've no idea who he is or why he's decided to post it, but he's correct so fair enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 I'd quite happily go at her plumptious beauties in a freezer bag with a rolling pin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 (edited) Was texting and giving directions. My phone predictive text changes Greggs to dregs, too true to want me to change it back. Edited January 18, 2013 by MEADOWXI 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 I have a box of beer lying in my back garden that is so cold it just might be full of icicles. Bring it on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supras Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Guess it depends which side of the bed she gets out on match day . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 (edited) Not that hard to explain. Celtic are her big team, Rangers are her wee team. Either that or it's a trophy from one of her victims. Edited January 18, 2013 by Bert Raccoon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hazzi Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 My flatmate is away out tonight. This is despite going out on Wednesday night and not returning until this morning with no wallet, a shirt covered in blood and an assault charge with CCTV evidence. Absolute idiot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 My flatmate is away out tonight. This is despite going out on Wednesday night and not returning until this morning with no wallet, a shirt covered in blood and an assault charge with CCTV evidence. Absolute idiot. Did he take a shovel? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 My flatmate is away out tonight. This is despite going out on Wednesday night and not returning until this morning with no wallet, a shirt covered in blood and an assault charge with CCTV evidence. Absolute idiot. .....why on earth is he an idiot? He 'might' have somebody to ''see''.............. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hazzi Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 .....why on earth is he an idiot? He 'might' have somebody to ''see''.............. You don't see why someone who has been charged with assault should go out on the piss the day after the incident? Really? Is this something you also did? Did you go out on the piss the day after getting charged or something? I can't really think of any other reasons as to why someone wouldn't think of this as idiotic behavior. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Is this something you also did? Did you go out on the piss the day after getting charged or something? Aye, twice in one day, twice. Embarrasingly by the same coppers at the begiining and end of thier shift. Then at Easter Road got lifted for inebriation, took to the office, released on condition of not going to the game and then lifted by the same coppers (again) trying to climb in. I got lifted on consecutive visits to Greenock as well, but it was different Polis. Beat that! (I know folk that can!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 Aye, twice in one day, twice. Embarrasingly by the same coppers at the begiining and end of thier shift. Then at Easter Road got lifted for inebriation, took to the office, released on condition of not going to the game and then lifted by the same coppers (again) trying to climb in. I got lifted on consecutive visits to Greenock as well, but it was different Polis. Beat that! (I know folk that can!) I assume you timeously reported all of the above to your employer as per Staff Rule 76 in the yellow book? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 I assume you timeously reported all of the above to your employer as per Staff Rule 76 in the yellow book? No! Someone else did. That wasn't easy. I got an SR1. Reminding me I was a Queens Officer and should behave as such at all times. It wasn't fot those though. It was for a faux pas at Ayr (twice again actually now I think of it.) My wee manager at the time was a good guy, the assistant manager wanted me bulleted, but we won the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 No! Someone else did. That wasn't easy. I got an SR1. Reminding me I was a Queens Officer and should behave as such at all times. It wasn't fot those though. It was for a faux pas at Ayr (twice again actually now I think of it.) My wee manager at the time was a good guy, the assistant manager wanted me bulleted, but we won the day. Ah, a SR1. Only really naughty civil servants got one of them. I only ever sacked one member of staff. Young lad told me he,d been at casualty with torn knee ligaments and they'd told him to go home and put a bag of frozen peas on it. His mother had already phoned in to tell me he'd been arrested the night before for assault. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 (edited) Quote from BBC 4 Glen Campbell night. Wife: When I met him he had a terrible alcohol problem. GC It wasn't terrible, I enjoyed it. ETA, Even better. Diagnoed with alzheimers.... GC "I'm glad i've forgot most of it." Edited January 19, 2013 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 You don't see why someone who has been charged with assault should go out on the piss the day after the incident? Really? Is this something you also did? Did you go out on the piss the day after getting charged or something? I can't really think of any other reasons as to why someone wouldn't think of this as idiotic behavior. Never been charged with assault so can't answer that one, but for other things like breach. hell yeah. It is also traditional to go on the lash straight from a Court appearance too. No offence, but your post read like one from someone attending a Police Training College............. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 Never been charged with assault so can't answer that one, but for other things like breach. hell yeah. It is also traditional to go on the lash straight from a Court appearance too. No offence, but your post read like one from someone attending a Police Training College............. Typical weegie ned type post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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