Hedgecutter Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 Pete Waterman & Michaela Strachan from Flicks in Brechin: Back when I was a toddler, this was the first nightclub in Scotland with laser lights and got coach parties from Glasgow / Aberdeen / Edinburgh coming up for the weekends. I still find this video mental. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 The nail of one of of my big toes was permanently removed due to a beast of an ingrown toenail and therefore looks rather creepy for life. It isn't until they rip the thing off that you realise how much blood your toenails keep inside your body at the base of 6ft column of blood. Thick bandage around toe saturated just overnight. Cool though. There's something really disgusting about losing a toenail. Makes me cringe like f**k thinking about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 Doesn't beat a needle in the japseye. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browni Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 Talking.through experience SweeperDee? Sent from my Nokia 9300i using Pigeon Post 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 Aye Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 There's something really disgusting about losing a toenail. Makes me cringe like f**k thinking about it. The big toenail on my right foot goes through a constant cycle of : play football, get black toenail, falls off after a while, grows back nice and new, plays football, get black toenail.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Capsule Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 Champions League Highlights with lego anyone? http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/video/2013/may/27/champions-league-bayern-brick-by-brick-fussball-video 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 Can't find RTBC. Anyway I had steak for lunch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex Machina Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 Just finished my last exam and I don't have to be back until the fifth. Fantastic stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBairn1876 Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 I've still got 2. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bully_wee Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 Physics was no bad. Only Chemistry left now. I reckon I'll have all B's at worst, could probably have had 5 A's if I was at all able to study. Frustrating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 Can't find RTBC. Anyway I had steak for lunch. Me too. I think this talent needs shared. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sY-GCepgYo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 That's me finished uni until September. Yas. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBairn1876 Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 Laughable Computing exam tomorrow at 9. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 Laughable Computing exam tomorrow at 9. What's funny about it Rob? Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBairn1876 Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 What's funny about it Rob? Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app How easy it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 The big toenail on my right foot goes through a constant cycle of : play football, get black toenail, falls off after a while, grows back nice and new, plays football, get black toenail.... Thought about wearing boots? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 Anchorman is on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 Anchorman is on Try wriggling free. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 Stole from Facebook but I found this hilarious; http://www.greenocktelegraph.co.uk/news/greenock/articles/2013/05/27/458715-ukulele-player-denies-homophobic-abuse-charge-/ "A bisexual Ukelele player" A BISEXUAL ukulele player accused of screaming homophobic abuse at a Greenock policeman has walked free from court.Desmond Oakes, 41, was alleged to have insulted the officer while being treated at Inverclyde Royal Hospital for a head injury.When charged with a homophobic breach of the peace he exclaimed: "Are you joking? I'm bisexual."The court heard how a bizarre series of events on the night in question saw Oakes play ukulele in an ambulance and sing to police about being attacked in Gourock, before performing 'naked yoga' on a hospital bed in A&E and allegedly 'shouting and bawling' insults at the policeman.But Oakes denied uttering homophobic remarks and committing a breach of the peace at the accident and emergency department on 8 February.His trial at Greenock Sheriff Court took a surreal turn as he made a series of outlandish comments which baffled court staff, including claiming to be meditating in the witness box.Oakes had to be told by Sheriff Rajni Swanney to focus on answering questions.He said he had been assaulted by a 'mob' after a night out in Gourock.He said it happened shortly after he had been invited by a 'young lady' to play Scrabble at her home.Oakes told defence solicitor Aidan Gallagher that it was 'inconceivable' he had made the remark at the hospital.He said: "I've never said those words to anyone like that in my life."I'm known for championing sexuality and ethnicity."He added: "I don't remember playing the ukulele or doing yoga but that does sound completely like me."In his evidence, the 27-year-old police officer who Oakes allegedly insulted told depute fiscal Kevin Doherty his behaviour was 'volatile and constantly disruptive' at IRH.The officer added: "He was shouting and bawling and I arrested him for a homophobic breach of the peace."He then described Oakes' behaviour in the ambulance, which included playing a ukulele, saying: "Mr Oakes was quite flamboyant in how he described what happened. I had never experienced the way it was conveyed before."His colleague, a 30-year-old female police officer, confirmed the insult had been made to her colleague several times.She added: "He was standing on the bed in the ward doing yoga poses and shouting random things."It was one of the most bizarre incidents I have experienced."Oakes was seen to laugh in the dock when the officer wrongly described his yoga position in the back of the ambulance as 'downward dogging'.Both she and Aidan Gallagher repeated the unfortunate expression - which should be downward dog - several times in court.Sheriff Rajni Swanney said: "His behaviour was bizarre in the extreme." She announced a not proven verdict to which Oakes, of London, responded: "Praise be to God. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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