Adam Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Sorry Dee Man, couldn't resist! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Sorry Dee Man, couldn't resist! Game on. Next please... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bully_wee Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 There was an absolute brain donor on my bus, although thankfully he wasn't on for long (about 10/15 mins). In spite of his short stay, he managed to first of all endear himself to other passengers by telling an elderly man to "hurry the f**k up" in getting to his seat, make phone calls to about 4 different friends over two mobiles about how much he wanted to get drunk, bash proddies and batter c***s today, and also produce a brand spanking new Celtic top with "GBNL" printed on the back. The experience was compounded when the bus passed an Orange Walk and he started shouting "proddy c***s!!" and battering on the window. A total oxygen thief but it was quite funny to see such a stereotypical Old Firm fan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 I'm currently in the process of packing up our house for the impending move to the 'burbs on Tuesday. It really is amazing: A) how much usless shite you accumulate over the years and B) even though you think you've kept relatively on top of keeping your house clean, what a manky b*****d you really are I think I may kill myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 I fucking knew that emoticon was going to appear. Now it looks like I'm proud o the fact I'm a mink 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 I fucking knew that emoticon was going to appear. Now it looks like I'm proud o the fact I'm a minkYou aren't ?I got that chore in August. Fuxakes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 A few years ago I emptied our loft and garage in Dumfries before moving up here. Had lived in that house 22 years. I'm sure I single handedly filled the council dump! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 At some point in the next day or two I will hit my 1000th post on here. I would love it to be something powerful or totally groundbreaking but knowing me it will just be some pithy, uninspiring remark like "whatever" or a stupid smiley face with a pokey out tounge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Cilla Black, she looks like she's been attacked with a hammer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Shite posters on P&B pointing out how shite other posters are without stopping to think how bland they are themselves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 At some point in the next day or two I will hit my 1000th post on here. I would love it to be something powerful or totally groundbreaking but knowing me it will just be some pithy, uninspiring remark like "whatever" or a stupid smiley face with a pokey out tounge. It won't be any worse than most of the shite on here. Personally I aim for mediocrity and usually fall well short. BTW have you changed your avatar? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Yeah GD, I changed my avatar to quite possibly the coolest guy on the planet. The next time I am on a beach I am going to try his little shoulder dip on the nearest passing female. Knowing my luck she will probably be even older than me but I will just pass it off as lumbago or some other debilitating illness and slink off into oblivion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Yeah GD, I changed my avatar to quite possibly the coolest guy on the planet. The next time I am on a beach I am going to try his little shoulder dip on the nearest passing female. Knowing my luck she will probably be even older than me but I will just pass it off as lumbago or some other debilitating illness and slink off into oblivion. Two posts to go pal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Two posts to go pal. Whatever . oops this is only 999. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 -4? You bunch of c***s. Jamamafegan and The Phoenix - top boys. Adam (your apology was not accepted), MONKMAN, Young Hope, WFAANW, bullywee and The Naitch - all Lucifer's children. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 I need a therapist. I don't know what else to do. I've had several public breakdowns and alienated friends without even realising it. I've had internal conflicts at work and struggled significantly. I dont even know how to talk about it to a relative so i have bottled it up and struggle. Does anyone, either via here or pm any good therapists or any good treatment centres? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 I need a therapist. I don't know what else to do. I've had several public breakdowns and alienated friends without even realising it. I've had internal conflicts at work and struggled significantly. I dont even know how to talk about it to a relative so i have bottled it up and struggle. Does anyone, either via here or pm any good therapists or any good treatment centres? Try Mrs M, I don't think it's her field TBH but she is a good listener and she has stealth on her side when it comes to taking temperatures. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Just shaved my head. I look/feel (more) like a moron. My head feels incredible though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Just shaved my head. I look/feel (more) like a moron. My head feels incredible though. Put the razor down and go into another room. Take a couple of paracetamol and go to bed. Post again tomorrow morning to let us know that you are OK. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 I need a therapist. I don't know what else to do. I've had several public breakdowns and alienated friends without even realising it. I've had internal conflicts at work and struggled significantly. I dont even know how to talk about it to a relative so i have bottled it up and struggle. Does anyone, either via here or pm any good therapists or any good treatment centres? Have you tried your GP mate? Normally if you tell them how you're feeling they can send you in the right direction. Some of them are fucking hopeless though. Hope you get sorted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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