Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Nice norks Katherine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Nice norks Katherine. I know the Queen doesn't always attend these ceremonies, but Charlie must have begged to do that one! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Posted in the TV forum, the International Space Ship is broadcasting live images from a lap around the Earth. Some great pictures. It started at 7.30 so you can catch it on +1 at 8.30 to see it from the start. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 (edited) Mange tak Angelina.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2da7N6ADm9s#t=162Wow, just wow. Edited March 16, 2014 by Zen Archer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean Court Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Current edition of Private Eye mocking Seamus and friends in its From The Message Boards section: "Get tae f**k ye chelski *** bawbag's - hail hail" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Just watched Donnie Darko for the first time in ages; I'm currently contemplating life in its entirety. What an absolute mindfuck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Just watched Donnie Darko for the first time in ages; I'm currently contemplating life in its entirety. What an absolute mindfuck. One of the worst films iv ever seen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 One of the worst films iv ever seen Away and shite. Not an absolutely amazing movie but it makes you think; it's really good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Donnie Darko is one of my favourite films. We had to analyse it in college and the sheer depth it goes into is fantastic. It is a mindfuck though. If you don't like it, just stop watching films. You don't deserve to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddie06smfc Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Never a better time to sneeze. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Where/what can I do on Friday night? in town, with a female? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Go for a meal? A drink? Catch a film? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 I know a cracking owl sanctuary. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Seen this on Twitter. We've kicked in a door in Worsley, got 72 cannabis plants, nobody home. Left a note. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 I know a cracking owl sanctuary.It wasn't until I was on the motorway from Glasgow to Edinburgh on Sunday that I realised that there's a Scottish Owl Museum. Is it like Butterfly World but with owls? Either way, I bet it's a right hoot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Ruth Archer has just announced to David that she is with child. At her age !!!! Old people shouldn't be allowed to shag. I know I'm not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 It wasn't until I was on the motorway from Glasgow to Edinburgh on Sunday that I realised that there's a Scottish Owl Museum. Is it like Butterfly World but with owls? Either way, I bet it's a right hoot. Owl be damned, that's a cracking pun. I've never been to it, but hope to get there soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 I was just in Asda. I decided I fancied some chocolate milk so picked up a small bottle. As I was walking around the aforementioned supermarket I was twirling the milk around as I often do (I'm apparently quite a fidget). I decided to go for a particularly fancy throw but completely misjudged it and the bottle plummeted towards the floor. Luckily, in an impressive flash of skill and reflexes, I caught the bottle, halting it's fall. Unfortunately in doing so I firmly punched myself in my left testicle. To pretend that I wasn't doubled over in testicular agony, I pretended to scan the items on the shelf down at the level I was at. Alas, through a haze of tears I could see that said items were specialist shampoos for baldy b*****ds. As I have a full, luxirious head of hair, no one would have been fooled. Had anyone seen the incident they would have seen a man throwing a bottle of chocolate milk in the air like a child before making a classic schoolboy error of going for too much and then buffonishly punching himself in the left testicle then trying to play cool by studying caffeine shampoo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Be honest, you were really experimenting with pineapples again, weren't you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Random graffiti at a bus stop in Bonnyrigg: "BUS WANKERS!" Anyway, in what way is Donny Darko a mindfuck? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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