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I was seeing a Lithuanian girl for a couple of months at the end of last year. One of my mates bumped into her last week and she told him to pass on the message that I'm a w****r and she'll throw a drink over my head the next time she sees me. I'm living in fear.

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I was seeing a Lithuanian girl for a couple of months at the end of last year. One of my mates bumped into her last week and she told him to pass on the message that I'm a w****r and she'll throw a drink over my head the next time she sees me. I'm living in fear.

I was in the shop earlier on and saw that they now make a Jolly Rancher drink. You should specify that she throw that drink over you as it'd taste nice, although it'd probably make your hair and face dead sticky.

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I was seeing a Lithuanian girl for a couple of months at the end of last year. One of my mates bumped into her last week and she told him to pass on the message that I'm a w****r and she'll throw a drink over my head the next time she sees me. I'm living in fear.

Opposition fans following you home, Lithuanian women wanting to throw drinks at you - beginning to notice a pattern...

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