Smurph Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 I like when I've cut myself quite badly and my mum puts iodine on it. It makes your eyes a wee bit yellow and your piss like a glow stick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Email received today WORLD BANK ASSISTED PROGRAMMEDIRECTORATE OF INTERNATIONALPAYMENT AND TRANSFERS.DEBT RECONCILIATION/AUDIT UNITUnited Nations Headquarters,New York, NY 10017 , USAYOUR REF: WB/NF/UN/XX028 UNITED NATIONS.Greetings,We were authorized by the newly appointed United Nation Secretary General, and the Governing body of the United Nations Debt Reconciliation Unit, to investigate the unnecessary delay on your payment, recommended and approved in your favor. During the course of our investigation, we discovered with dismay that your payment has been unnecessarily delayed by corrupt officials of the Bank and Government regulatory organs in Nigeria who are trying to divert your funds into their private accounts.This is to bring to your notice that we are delegated from the UNITED NATIONS in HSBC To pay 50 victims from your country who has being Victims of Internet scam .The United Nations has decided to pay you $2,500,000 USD (Two Million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars) each. You are listed and approved for this payment as one of the scammed victims to be paid this amount, get back to this office as soon as possible for the immediate payment of your $2,500,000 USD compensation funds. We have been having a meeting for the past Seven months which ended Three days ago with the former secretary to the UNITED NATIONS.This email is to 50 selected people that have been scammed or extorted money from because of your contract payment execution in any part of the world, the UNITED NATIONS have agreed to compensate them with the sum of $2.5 MILLON USD This includes every foreign contractors that may have not yet received their contract sum, and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to Government problems or irregularities etc. We found your email in our list and that is why we are contacting you, this has been agreed upon and has been signed by the United Nations Board of Directors and Trustees from the WORLD BANK ASSISTED PROGRAMME.We sent you series of emails in this regards but you did not respond back to us; However, in the course of our routine securitization into our Dispatch Alert, we discovered that the document of your fund is intact and very much available, note that United Nations Board of Director have sign your ATM CARD in the favor of your name and hand it over to REV. KELVIN SMITH Chief Protocol Officer, Dispatch Unit to fill it, you have to contact REV. KELVIN SMITH in charge of your ATM CARD, as he is our UNITED NATIONS representative in UNITED STATE and AFRICA region, contact him immediately for your ATM CARD VALUE SUM OF $2.5.MILLION USD, This funds are in a ATM CARD for security purpose. He will send it to you and you can clear it in any ATM Machine of your choice.Contact information:REV. KELVIN SMITHChief Protocol Officer,Dispatch Unit .Email: (revkelvinsmith7@gmail.com)Direct Telephone line: +234-7063048853As soon as you establish a contact with him, ensure that you provide your present address as below to the contact in other for the Officer to effect the change and Re-direct the parcel to your home address.FULL NAME:ADDRESS:PHONE NUMBER:OCCUPATION:AGE/SEX:IDENTIFICATION CARD/DRIVER'S LICENCE:We expect your urgent attention to this email to enable us monitor this payment effectively. Most importantly you shall be requested to pay the sum of $150(Only) byREV. KELVIN SMITH as the Delivery fee of your ATM CARD. Once you contact the Office, please request delivery option from him in other to avoid further delay.Yours Faithfully,Secretary-General United NationBAN KI MOONUNITED STATE OF AMERICA So, the UN are going to pay me $2.5million in compensation for falling victim to an internet scam? The guy I've to contact has a gmail account, not an official UN email? His phone number is in Nigeria? I've to pay $150 as some sort of admin fee? And it's been signed by Ban Ki Moon not Ban Ki-Moon of the United State of America? The most disturbing thing about this is that there are twats out there that will be sending their $150 as quickly as they can. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Email received today So, the UN are going to pay me $2.5million in compensation for falling victim to an internet scam? The guy I've to contact has a gmail account, not an official UN email? His phone number is in Nigeria? I've to pay $150 as some sort of admin fee? And it's been signed by Ban Ki Moon not Ban Ki-Moon of the United State of America? The most disturbing thing about this is that there are twats out there that will be sending their $150 as quickly as they can. I can't believe Ban Ki-moon is trying to defraud you. And they gave him the Khazakhstanian Order of Friendship too! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 I can't believe Ban Ki-moon is trying to defraud you. And they gave him the Khazakhstanian Order of Friendship too! Sounds like a made up country and a made up award imho. It's disgusting that the UN and Ki-Moon are involved in this, disgusting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Sounds like a made up country and a made up award imho. It's disgusting that the UN and Ki-Moon are involved in this, disgusting. I'd like to say I'm shocked. But I'm honestly not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Yeah its kinda a fluorescent tint you get off it, if you send me your numb i will send you a video of it on whats app I recall having the sugar puffs pish smell when i used to eat them. this was in the days before internet and i genuinely thought it only happened to me and i was too scared to tell anyone My pish sometimes smells of Sugar Puffs even though I've only ever had one bowl of the stuff and that was about 15 years ago. Why am I being punished for rightly staying away from such a horrible cereal by having to endure it's smell? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 (edited) The cat is a hero http://gawker.com/hero-cat-rescues-toddler-from-evil-dog-1576302597 Edited May 14, 2014 by Enrico Annoni 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Just completed the annual pointless application for Masters tickets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 The moment you realise that you're getting a taxi home on your own from town and buy a rustlers. So many things about that make me happy. Not the fact I'm half cut, not the fact on my own, but the fact I've got a fucking burger to look forward to. Ps- it be half cut, if not worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 I hate it when you leak a bit of pish on grey hobby catchers and you have to hide it coz they show the pee stain up so clearly So much hate this morning throbber. Go back to bed and get another hours kip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 I hate it when you leak a bit of pish on grey hobby catchers and you have to hide it coz they show the pee stain up so clearly Invest in a pee bib. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Anyone with any cigar experience; do you go about smoking a purito cigar the same way as smoking a regular sized cigar? Got a 25 batch of Romeo y Julieta puritos and I'm incredibly tempted to just start smoking them. -5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Swarley Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 So how many P&Bers are in that? Who is the burd at 0:47? No Jocky, disappointing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 So how many P&Bers are in that? Who is the burd at 0:47? No Jocky, disappointing. I know a grand total of 3 people in it. Lorraine Kelly, The Lord Provost, and one of my mates brother. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 I know a grand total of 3 people in it. Lorraine Kelly, The Lord Provost, and one of my mates brother. What are the ponds about 25 secs in? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 I enjoyed that. Quite a few tidy birds in it too. Although the guy with the tamborine near the start shouldn't be in it, the imposter. Saw him and his band in Perth the other day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 I enjoyed that. Quite a few tidy birds in it too. Although the guy with the tamborine near the start shouldn't be in it, the imposter. Saw him and his band in Perth the other day. He's clearly a city whore, cause he stands on Princess Street and gets in the way here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 He's clearly a city whore, cause he stands on Princess Street and gets in the way here. Widge, apologies for the pedantry but you need to get it right. It's Princes Street. HTH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Widge, apologies for the pedantry but you need to get it right. It's Princes Street. HTH. Autocorrects a beach on my phone!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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