SodjesSixteenIncher Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Off the grind tomorrow my brother. SSI = P&B's top boy. Time to treat yourself to a few Rustlers my man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour Skinner Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Was it possessed or something, cos that can happen.Yeah it was cursed IIRC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Thank f**k someone else is on the rustlers trail. Cause that's what I've just bought myself. I'm also going to owe my mate an apology tomorrow. Cause he said to me he was eying up a bird in the club and her mate was clearly keen on me, but I couldn't be arsed, since I wasn't pished enough and I'm working tomorrow and wasn't in the mood for late night shite. Ohh yeah and a certain Hearts fan on this site is going to get a swift boot in the bollocks for slapping me this evening in said club. Pished or not, my point was valid and that was not dece. #badwingman 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 If it makes you feel any better, it wouldn't have been the best goal in Sunday League Pub football as I'm afraid that accolade belongs to me. It doesn't make me feel any better but thanks anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Fucking #strugglin the day. There's kids playing the bagpipes really badly outside my house in a cruel turn of fate as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Anyone here ever had any funny business at immigration whilst travelling? Basically I'm flying from NZ to Amsterdam in a week or two, and then in six weeks from Berlin to Edinburgh. My passport is a fucking shambles, the badge on the front page is faded, the corners are coming off on the photo page and to make things worse the picture looks totally different because I used to be a fat f**k and now I look totally normal. If I got an emergency travel document it would cost a fair whack of cash, and that's not taking in to consideration the cost of travel/accomodation to get to Auckland a few days early. I'm not fancying it but I also don't fancy a hand up my arse at the connector airport in Hong Kong, nor do I fancy 24 hours of travel back from Amsterdam having already just travelled that far. Anyone been in a situation like this, and if so did you take the hit or the YOLO approach? Just about got away with it on the way here and on a holiday from NZ to Australia, near misses each time though. Turns out they told me in the politest way possible to GTF at Auckland airport. I nearly had an embolism when they told me I wouldn't make the flight, cos I thought I'd have to get a new passport and pay $1200NZ for a new flight, but it turns out they've put me back on the same route tomorrow for no extra cost, so I lost $200 (£100) getting an emergency passport but haven't been raped financially. Mind you, you ever exchanged money and then exchanged some of it back on the same day? Actual sickener. It could be worse, at least I can enjoy my holiday knowing I'll definitely not get deported to NZ. Also, I booked in to a six bed dorm in a hostel in Auckland to discover the only other person in the room is an absolute worldie Danish bird. Been talking for about three hours and she's away off for a shower, think we're going out for a drink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Fucking #strugglin the day. There's kids playing the bagpipes really badly outside my house in a cruel turn of fate as well. skin up man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 skin up man I would but it's a guaranteed whitey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 I would but it's a guaranteed whitey. that's never good! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Watching the interpreter for the deaf for the Karachi airport incident on BBC is a thing of beauty just now (I know it shouldn't be funny, but it is). Any mention of the words 'killing, militants, gun or under-fire' results in the guy pulling a comical face and pretending to shoot the viewer with an imaginary tommy gun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 That'll be the Lochee that was built on Irish immigration then? Arseholes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jun/08/edin-dzeko-united-bosnia-world-cup 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Also, I booked in to a six bed dorm in a hostel in Auckland to discover the only other person in the room is an absolute worldie Danish bird. Been talking for about three hours and she's away off for a shower, think we're going out for a drink. *Inter-Hemisphere air five* *cryin' wit' pride* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Germany getting a pounding of lightning storms just now. http://www.lightningmaps.org/realtime?lang=en 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 I booked in to a six bed dorm in a hostel in Auckland to discover the only other person in the room is an absolute worldie Danish bird. Been talking for about three hours and she's away off for a shower, think we're going out for a drink. So did you get her pumped or no? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 (edited) Also, I booked in to a six bed dorm in a hostel in Auckland to discover the only other person in the room is an absolute worldie Danish bird. Been talking for about three hours and she's away off for a shower, think we're going out for a drink. From her photo I hope "she" has a shave as well! Edited June 10, 2014 by Swarley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 It could be worse, at least I can enjoy my holiday knowing I'll definitely not get deported to NZ. Also, I booked in to a six bed dorm in a hostel in Auckland to discover the only other person in the room is an absolute worldie Danish bird. Been talking for about three hours and she's away off for a shower, think we're going out for a drink. Well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Well? She's nipped out the bathroom window, EGB is still on his bed waiting.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 6 fried. http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/international/six-die-as-storms-sweep-germany-1.414414 Fried? Story says they were hit by falling trees/branches/debris! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 She's nipped out the bathroom window, EGB is still on his bed waiting.... Erin Go Bragh slips into something a bit more comfortable while his Danish bird goes for a shite... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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