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There's a joke about a koala and a prostitute similar to that, but it eats shoots and leaves.

Forgot about that one. Have you ever heard a koala? They grunt like wild pigs. Not sure if that's before, during or after they shoot.
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Forgot about that one. Have you ever heard a koala? They grunt like wild pigs. Not sure if that's before, during or after they shoot.

Sorry I'm not sure about the sex lives of koalas. Maybe more of an Adelaide thing ;)
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In the Navy, they hog-tie you, smear your buttocks with Deep Heat and Vegemite then stick a rubber chicken up yer arse (allegedly), in the Navy, in the Navy...

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Always wondered what rubber chickens were for..

Lucky for him that it didn't have a pulley in the middle :shutup

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