sjc Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Is that SJC in the background? Twat! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 If it is, he's got a cracking set of tits. Twat! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Anyone else find this interesting? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Die_Glocke Interesting they didn't use this as the plot of the last Indiana Jones movie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Interesting they didn't use this as the plot of the last Indiana Jones movie Have a wee read about Hans Krammer...... http://thewebfairy.com/911/missilegate/rfz/swaz/chapter6.htm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 We just got this email at work. Just to clairfy, it refers to the ladies toilet in the office. Hi, I am sorry to say that it has been brought to my attention that there is human waste on the toilet floor in the 2nd cubicle i.e. the one furthest away from the door. Please be careful and that the 2nd cubicle is now out of order. I can only guess the person this has happened to isn’t feeling well, so if they wish please come and see me as I am a First Aider. I will treat this in the strictest confidence. Please warn the cleaner when you see her as I believe human waste is treated as hazard waste. Best regards, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Guy on the radio this morning saying that Bruce Forsyth was older than sliced bread. He was 4 months old when sliced bread was first " invented " 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Guy on the radio this morning saying that Bruce Forsyth was older than sliced bread. He was 4 months old when sliced bread was first " invented " He should be toast! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Guy on the radio this morning saying that Bruce Forsyth was older than sliced bread. He was 4 months old when sliced bread was first " invented " Brown bread ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 That's the yeast of Bruce's problems. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Be nice, think of his poor nan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Be nice, think of his poor nan. Wasn't she a Jehovis Witness? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Wasn't she a Jehovis Witness? Tray-bake privileges of being a Christian but don't need to worry about any Christmas shopping? Best of Both. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Tray-bake privileges of being a Christian but don't need to worry about any Christmas shopping? Best of Both. I'll toast to that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 I'll toast to that. Me too. I'll knead to get a drink first though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Better hop to it then, there's barley time for both. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Wort's this about, beer pun thread for this pish! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Wort's this about, beer pun thread for this pish! It's not a barrel of laughs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 It's not a barrel of laughs. Her baps bring a smile to the party, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Made this minestrone recipe http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/3456/minestrone-in-minutes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Ingredients 1l hot vegetable sock stock 400g tin chopped tomatoes 100g thin spaghetti, broken into short lengths 350g frozen mixed vegetables 4 tbsp pesto drizzle of olive oil coarsely grated vegetarian parmesan-style cheese, to serve FTFY, throbby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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