Hedgecutter Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Wort's this about, beer pun thread for this pish! Ach, let him be, he's on a roll... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Guy on the radio this morning saying that Bruce Forsyth was older than sliced bread. He was 4 months old when sliced bread was first " invented " He's just going to have to roll with it I suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 BUNS ARE SHITE. f**k you Gaz. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Ingredients 1l hot vegetable sock stock 400g tin chopped tomatoes 100g thin spaghetti, broken into short lengths 350g frozen mixed vegetables 4 tbsp pesto drizzle of olive oil coarsely grated vegetarian parmesan-style cheese, to serve FTFY, throbby. My bad. For anyone planning on making it, its pretty easy to make but not exactly overwhelming 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 I feel only pitta for the lot of you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Watford out to beat Livingston's managerial record. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/29518405 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Pride of Britain is shit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Guy on the radio this morning saying that Bruce Forsyth was older than sliced bread. He was 4 months old when sliced bread was first " invented " Just wondering! When Brucie was born what were marvellous new things the best since? Couldn't have been " the best thing since sliced bread " That hadn't been invented yet! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Pride of Britain is shit Vorderman most definitely trying too hard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Vorderman most definitely trying too hard. She's not a bad bit of fluff 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 i wish people would stop fixings things for me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 i wish people would stop fixing things for meFTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 ^^^ Had to edit. Rank amateur. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 My local Tesco was selling Terrys Chocolate Oranges. The datk chocolate ones were registering as 1p on the self-serve. I bought four. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 ^^^Below average amateur. A true amateur knows you can't multi-quote on iPad. ^^^ utter failure. Yes you can.Indeed! The Phoenix Sent from my i-Pad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Great comeback BU. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 My local Tesco was selling Terrys Chocolate Oranges. The datk chocolate ones were registering as 1p on the self-serve. I bought four. 5 was the answer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Supposed to be a red lunar eclipse visible over most parts of Australia tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Spoke with Street Work (a local homeless charity) this morning about the family living in their car near me......they've said they will "investigate". Wasn't sure that this was the right thing to do but after seeing them there again this morning felt I should. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Spoke with Street Work (a local homeless charity) this morning about the family living in their car near me......they've said they will "investigate". Wasn't sure that this was the right thing to do but after seeing them there again this morning felt I should. Either that or get the locals organised with torches and pitchforks and drive them off, bloody prole's !!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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