welshbairn Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Good to see that ITV have had all clips of this pulled. Clearly, now, it never happened Don't worry, it'll be in every boring blooper show for the next decade. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 (edited) Gran texts from beyond the grave 3 years later. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-29649603 If the lazy cow had just gone and visited her instead of this Facebook wall texting her shite, then this wouldn't be an issue.I hope someone from O2 came round and kicked her squarley in the pie. Edited October 16, 2014 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Although if I'd have been responding I would have went for something like "everyone in heaven is watching when you touch yourself, ya manky boot" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 What did she think was going to happen to the phone number? Dopey cow. It sounds to me like the person getting the texts was trying to be nice. She should be more grateful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 That must be some phone, 3 years without needing charged. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Gran texts from beyond the grave 3 years later. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-29649603 Totally doesn't look the type to feign outrage to the press in order to get publicity. +1 to the boot in the pie posse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Gran texts from beyond the grave 3 years later. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-29649603 I can't find the link for this, there is a newspaper banner with this headline, 'Nokia on heavens door' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Could be a niche market here for these Babestation type shows Text chat with hot (cold?) dead grans. You might be stiff but she's even stiffer etc. £2 per message. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 I'm considering heading to Auchinleck vs Cumnock tomorrow for another ground (seeing as I'll be in Glasgow this evening). Could this be a horrible mistake requiring a change of clothes in the event of shite flinging? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 I'm considering heading to Auchinleck vs Cumnock tomorrow for another ground (seeing as I'll be in Glasgow this evening). Could this be a horrible mistake requiring a change of clothes in the event of shite flinging? Won't be an issue. Due to their enormous fan base Bot games are all ticket so there's no chance you'll get in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 I've just started a new job and it's not till I was in and got my feet under the table that my co workers are sharing the fact that there is a staff shortage across the company, well the whole sector and if I want then I don't have to go home. Ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumigoo Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 I think I have vertigo, or something similar. Went to the doctor this morning having suffered from dizziness and lightheadedness for a week or so. Constantly losing my balance every so often, and when I wake up during the night it feels like I have been drinking as the room is spinning like f**k. Anyway the doctor has given me medication that is supposed to dampen down my balance mechanism (which is apparently over active at the moment). Never felt anything like it in my life, feels so bizarre (and pretty scary to be honest) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 I think I have vertigo, or something similar. Went to the doctor this morning having suffered from dizziness and lightheadedness for a week or so. Constantly losing my balance every so often, and when I wake up during the night it feels like I have been drinking as the room is spinning like f**k. Anyway the doctor has given me medication that is supposed to dampen down my balance mechanism (which is apparently over active at the moment). Never felt anything like it in my life, feels so bizarre (and pretty scary to be honest) Right, let's get the scaremongering started........I'll go with this....... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labyrinthitis 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumigoo Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Right, let's get the scaremongering started........I'll go with this....... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labyrinthitis Funnily enough a mate at work has this on and off and has had it for years, I spoke to him earlier about it actually and he said it doesn't sound like that. The doctor reckons it is the end of an inner ear infection that has mucked up my balance system, he hopes it will be gone in a few days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Funnily enough a mate at work has this on and off and has had it for years, I spoke to him earlier about it actually and he said it doesn't sound like that. The doctor reckons it is the end of an inner ear infection that has mucked up my balance system, he hopes it will be gone in a few days. Get well soon. I've sent chocolates and flowers c/o Tannadice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumigoo Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Get well soon. I've sent chocolates and flowers c/o Tannadice. Cheers! I live close by so I will pop round later to collect them, that's if I don't collapse into a swirling pile of dizziness and slip into the Matrix. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Cheers! I live close by so I will pop round later to collect them, that's if I don't collapse into a swirling pile of dizziness and slip into the Matrix.This'll be you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumigoo Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 This'll be you. <Insert joke here about that being an improvement on the average resident in and around the area surrounding Tannadice> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex Machina Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Foo Fighters new song is a belter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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