lichtie23 Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Foo Fighters new song is a belter. They just get better and better 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 My friend, who is as close to a 10/10 is as humanly possible tonight revealed she's not had sex in over 2 years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 (edited) Speaks volumes for the DECE Bois. Maybe she just needs a man. You're going to have to explain yourself as none of that makes any sense. Edited October 17, 2014 by Fudge 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Exclusively to you, or to a group? Just to me via text. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Exclusively to you, or to a group? Just to me via text. That's as close as these dece boys get to sex. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 That's as close as these dece boys get to sex. Reading this is as close as I get. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Reading this is as close as I get. Get yourself to Paris Sarge. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-29658502 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 (edited) Just to me via text.Was this a text conversation that she initiated? Because if it was and you're still on here posting..... Edited October 17, 2014 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Was this a text conversation that she initiated? Because if it was and you're still on here posting..... The girl in question is the one who inspired the 'Period Sex' thread in the Nightshift. We were together for circa 2 years before she moved to London a few years ago. I've got more than enough saved in the mental w**k bank and on my phone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 My friend, who is as close to a 10/10 is as humanly possible tonight revealed she's not had sex in over 2 years. Just to me via text. When a chick texts you to tell you that she hasn't been laid for over 2 years...she wants it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 <Insert joke here about that being an improvement on the average resident in and around the area surrounding Tannadice> I live right by Tannadice. I'm a one man gentrification machine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 The girl in question is the one who inspired the 'Period Sex' thread in the Nightshift. We were together for circa 2 years before she moved to London a few years ago. I've got more than enough saved in the mental w**k bank and on my phone. Pics or GTFO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 The girl in question is the one who inspired the 'Period Sex' thread in the Nightshift. We were together for circa 2 years before she moved to London a few years ago. I've got more than enough saved in the mental w**k bank and on my phone. Get your dick out yer hands, and put it in her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Get your dick out yer hands, and put it in her. Sound advice 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Fudge letting himself & the side down. "on a plate" springs to mind! Get it fcuking sorted lad! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Did anyone see Crimewatch UK the other night? If so, anyone else left wondering wtf Kirsty Young has done to her face?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 I was thinking that. However the wife also pointed out the size difference between Mathew Amiriwolliwalla or whatever his name is and some DI guy he was speaking to. Either Mathew is a midget or the guy was a giant. I must find a picture. Looks like she's overdone the botox.....she looked terrible compared to normal I thought. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 When you convert it from hexadecimal to decimal they're actually club 57038 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 When you convert it from hexadecimal to decimal they're actually club 57038 Which is the US Area code for Jefferson South Dakota 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Jefferson is Bill Clinton's middle name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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