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Ive been awake since half three this morning.

I fell asleep at half eleven last night and woke up an hour later. I went to bed properly and woke up at around three. Tried to get back to sleep but it wasn't happening so just sat and watched TV. Decided at 8am if I can't get back to sleep this time, I'll just stay up all day. Managed to sleep, right through my alarm, and wake up at 3pm. My day is now ruined and I won't sleep tonight either.

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Im watching green street 3

I got that tooth sorted out last week at the dentists. Apparently my tooth had a crack in it for quite a while and decay set in and got under the old filling I had there. The dentist cleaned it up and replaced the old metalic filling with one of those white fillings, £93 for that. After a couple of days the sensitivity I had in and around that tooth for years went away, not enough yet to eat hard food that require chewing but its a big improvement.

Went straight over to Asda since I was in the area because I needed a few things and because I had had two injections into my gums one side of my face was numb so I had to keep checking my reflection to make sure my mouth and lips were in the correct position as I didn't want to look like a stroke victim. Couldn't feel my tongue either and it was a bit weird trying to talk. Its a weird feeling having no feeling in half your face and I while walking around the store I pinched my tongue between my fingers and it felt like I was doing that to someone else. Of course this sets of my imagination in how I can make the best of or take advantage of this situation if it ever happens again. Numbness can be potentially fun??.

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I'm listening to 22 Acacia Avenue by Iron Maiden. A great song about a hooker who lives at the titular address (ha, titular!).

Anyway, didn't Eric live on Acacia Avenue? If so it's no wonder he ate all those bananas. He must have done a lot of shagging. He must also have got some sort of mad wage as Bananaman for his crime fighting exploits. As the song states, the prostitute was £50 a go. This was in 1983. So he must have spunked his wages on her. And spunked his spunk as well, which must have high in potasium and had a rather pleasant sweet flavour. How much would that be in today's money (the £50 for the lady of the night, not Eric's ejaculate).

Makes you think eh

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I'm listening to 22 Acacia Avenue by Iron Maiden. A great song about a hooker who lives at the titular address (ha, titular!).

Anyway, didn't Eric live on Acacia Avenue? If so it's no wonder he ate all those bananas. He must have done a lot of shagging. He must also have got some sort of mad wage as Bananaman for his crime fighting exploits. As the song states, the prostitute was £50 a go. This was in 1983. So he must have spunked his wages on her. And spunked his spunk as well, which must have high in potasium and had a rather pleasant sweet flavour. How much would that be in today's money (the £50 for the lady of the night, not Eric's ejaculate).

Makes you think eh

^^^ I whack off to The Human Centipede Dreadful ideas thread for this pish

;)

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Started playing 5's again regularly on a Monday night after a couple of years away from it. Great to be back playing and I definitely can feel a bit of fitness coming back. Unfortunately I've picked up this niggly Achilles injury that I can't seem to shift.

Im still as quick as I was when I was 18. But after that 1st yard it all slows down.

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Started playing 5's again regularly on a Monday night after a couple of years away from it. Great to be back playing and I definitely can feel a bit of fitness coming back. Unfortunately I've picked up this niggly Achilles injury that I can't seem to shift.

Im still as quick as I was when I was 18. But after that 1st yard it all slows down.

I picked up an ankle injury playing football ages ago (must be 6-8 weeks now) and it still hasn't shifted. Starting to think I should go see the doctor to find out if there is anything more serious going on. Edited by die hard doonhamer
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Whoever it was on here who brought the 'Chimney Sheep' to my attention, I thank you. :)

I know they're supposed to push back when you take them near the edge, but a wee bit cruel, don't you think?

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