banana Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 Bought a bottle of Lagavulin 16 y.o. for a friend's Christmas present. Was the last bottle in Cadenhead's Whisky Shop. Walking to friend's house yesterday evening I stumbled over a kerb and fell, the bag containing presents went flying. Lagavulin bottle did not survive. Absolutely gutted. And I was sober as a judge. These things happen for a reason. You're safe and sound*, that's all that matters. *sober on Christmas day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 No, the rest are fine. But thanks for checking with me. Wish more folk had your attitude. You missed out the people who get engaged on Shrove Tuesday being tossers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MangoBroccoli Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 Just scrolling through Facebook and alarmed to see that three acquaintances have got engaged on Christmas day (to different partners obviously). Anyone else agree that popping the question on Christmas day is an unbelievably shite idea. Proposing on Christmas day is the behaviour of detestable chodbins. Proposing on Valentine's Day is even worse. Such people should be lobotomised with the dildo Throbber gave his sister (which has seen a lot of wear; she didn't take it back to the shops, she got cum on her chops). Fucking hell. Why do you miserable p***ks even give a f**k? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 Fucking hell. Why do you miserable p***ks even give a f**k? ^^^ Proposed to his bird on xmas day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 ^^^ Proposed to his bird on xmas day And she said no. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 (edited) And she said no.And said to him he he is a detestable chodbin who should be lobotomised with Throbbers dildo Edited December 26, 2014 by 1320Lichtie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 And said to him he he is a detestable chodbin who should be lobotomised with Throbbers dildo Am I alone in finding this incomprehensible ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 Am I alone in finding this incomprehensible ? I think I got the gist of it but it's as cryptic and bizarre as a collaboration between James Joyce, Lewis Carol, Irvine Welsh and Hunter S Thomson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 Am I alone in finding this incomprehensible ? I have no idea what it means either tbh. Copied it from DAFCs post, unsuccessfully it would seem 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 Am I alone in finding this incomprehensible ? You're not. Throbber's sock has been so stiffened over the years he has no need for a dildo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 Just scrolling through Facebook and alarmed to see that three acquaintances have got engaged on Christmas day (to different partners obviously). Anyone else agree that popping the question on Christmas day is an unbelievably shite idea.I got engaged to my first fiancé on Christmas, it didn't last. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 (edited) I got engaged to my first fiancé on Christmas, it didn't last.It never does - the Boxing Day hangover is the first sign.Edit: I always thought you were a bloke. Apologies. Edited December 26, 2014 by The Phoenix 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 Surf and Turf on the menu tomorrow, Burger King for lunch and there's lobster in the fridge for supper after the football. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 I proposed to my wife on Christmas day 3 years ago, definitely a good day to propose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwellfan Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Anyone else ever get a box of chocolates, such as Milk Tray, and can taste an orange hint from every single chocolate? Happens with Quality Street sometimes too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Edit: I always thought you were a bloke. Apologies. Eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 (edited) 2 bacon rolls done and dusted and the lucozade mixers bought for the trip to Methil! Also an hour and 20 minutes to go 40 miles really is a joke, fife roads are a shambles Edited December 27, 2014 by 1320Lichtie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Eh? Fair point, it could be a he or she. His first fiancé would know for sure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 there's lobster in the fridge for supper after the football. Hope it does a runner while you're out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 I proposed to my wife on Christmas day 3 years ago, definitely a good day to propose. Why? Did she say no? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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