Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 (edited) You'll probably end up supporting Marstic Football Club and become a massive martianist.Marvin the Martian did have a black face. Edited February 18, 2015 by Bobby Skidmarks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 You'll probably end up supporting Marstic Football Club and become a massive martianist. During the long, hard Martian winter when the immigrants to Mars were offered a hot bowl of xyloflob in return for renouncing their heathen earthling God's, those taking them up on the offer will forever be known as "xyloflob takers" and be cast out by the "Red Brigade". You sicken me Lichtie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Josh Rose scores in Central Coast Mariners v Guangzhou R&F in ACL Qualifying Round last night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 The one on the Development league thread in the top league section from a Thistle boy against Dundee is worse than that, IMO. The sun was in his eyes and he had a stane in his shoe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 (edited) Was invited round to a friends tonight where I found my ex gf & her two girls...... After a year & a half it was great to see the girls again but felt like shit walking home Edited February 19, 2015 by sjc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Was invited round to a friends tonight where I found my ex gf & her two girls...... After a year & a half it was great to see the girls again but felt like shit walking home Surely the decent thing would've been to let you keep one of them when you split up? Ask if she needs a regular babysitter. What's the worst that could happen? Presumably she knows you well enough not to think you're up to anything dodgy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 I just gave our younger cat a wee bit of hot sausage, and now she's running around with her tongue stuck out 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 I hope that's not a euphemism. No, she really does have her tongue stuck out! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Is the girlfriend included in the sale? http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Intel-Core-i7-Quad-Core-processor-GTX-680-Graphics-Card-1-TB-3-4-GHz-8GB/251842378724?_trksid=p2047675.c100013.m1986&_trkparms=aid%3D555012%26algo%3DPW.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140107112811%26meid%3Def7dba62e27a400282de844b3b356747%26pid%3D100013%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D28%26sd%3D191511368337 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Was invited round to a friends tonight where I found my ex gf & her two girls...... After a year & a half it was great to see the girls again but felt like shit walking home You should have got the bus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Is the girlfriend included in the sale? http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Intel-Core-i7-Quad-Core-processor-GTX-680-Graphics-Card-1-TB-3-4-GHz-8GB/251842378724?_trksid=p2047675.c100013.m1986&_trkparms=aid%3D555012%26algo%3DPW.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140107112811%26meid%3Def7dba62e27a400282de844b3b356747%26pid%3D100013%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D28%26sd%3D191511368337 My God. Genius! eBay's full of this sort of thing: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 My (ex) missus once sold her Samsung (?) Armani phone. I know, right? On ebay. The boy she sold it to emailed to say thanks, not only for the phone but for the "pictures of such a wonderful pair" .. Wee slut. Poor behaviour from yer man, there. Everyone knows the correct way to thank a lady in this situation is to film yourself enjoying the pictures, then send it to the girl in question. Anything less just seems creepy IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 I had no idea that Deal Or No Deal was still going so I certainly didn't know what the "Pilgrim of the Day" is but apparently my sister was it today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 I've just discovered the "parents guide" section on IMDB, an example from Only God Forgives: Profanity About 12 f*cks, 2 c*nts, 2 c*cks, and 1 each of b*tch, f*g, c*m-dumpster, and n*gger (all heard from villains). Also 1 instance of goddamn. Sex & Nudity 1/10 A mild reference is made by Bo Peep, however this will fly rght over children's heads Bo and Woody kiss off-screen, however you can hear smooching sounds. Later Woody comes back with lip marks on his face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 I'd just like to take this opportunity to say c*m-dumpster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 "There is little or no offensive material, apart from four c***s, one clitoris, and a foreskin, and as they only occur in this opening introduction, you are past them now." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Is that from Peppa Pig the Movie? Intro to BT Sport's coverage of tonight's Celtic game, IIRC. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Does anybody else mind the wifey who explained the ratings on 90s videos with the line "if it's a 12, there might be some sexy scenes!"? Still makes me laugh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Does anybody else mind the wifey who explained the ratings on 90s videos with the line "if it's a 12, there might be some sexy scenes!"? Still makes me laugh. I remember that being yon DJ laddie with the hair. Simon Bates, that's the one: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 I remember that being yon DJ laddie with the hair. Simon Bates, that's the one: Definitely a wifey I'm thinking of who says it in a much funnier voice. Pretty much or exactly the same script though although it's obviously for PG rather than 12. None for this 12A nonsense back then of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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