mattydfc Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 That's a bit shite mate, I've come in at 4am or later on many occasions and the most I receive is some daggers the next day. Plenty more fish in the sea. Just mind out with the old Chico, fairly fucks you up. I'm awfully jealous of your lifestyle. My missus would shit a brick if she found out I took drugs. You can just put it out in the open and not give a shit. That's the life I want. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 That's the life I want. Choose life matty... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Grow a pair then and do what you want instead of whining on here that you want to be Adam. No point sticking around if you're not happy with your current life and would rather be 'allowed' to do drugs. I'm going to choose not too take life advice from a beast, thanks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Sitting at my desk and just spilt my fucking tea down me, managed to wipe it up with about half a box of hankies. Can't stand up for at least 20 minutes as I look like I've pished an absolute belter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 I'm awfully jealous of your lifestyle. My missus would shit a brick if she found out I took drugs. You can just put it out in the open and not give a shit. That's the life I want. I don't take drugs that often, so don't think she minds too much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Uh huh... made an arse of it. You carry on being a gutless pansy who does exactly as he's told then. It's a good thing I said "if she found out" then isn't it. You total fucking balloon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Adam Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 (edited) The finished article. Please don't think I have ate the vegetables before taking the photo, there was no garden market veg on my plate. Edit: And don't mock the crockery, my wife picked it. I'll break your face. Edited July 6, 2015 by Adam 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Why can't you just be straight up with her you wee shitebag? What a wimp. I tend not to tell people things that upset them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1436197109.624201.jpg The finished article. Please don't think I have ate the vegetables before taking the photo, there was no garden market veg on my plate. Edit: And don't mock the crockery, my wife picked it. I'll break your face. Finished off with a nice glass of red. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Finished off with a nice glass of red. A Lidl classic. Compliments the chicken. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1436197109.624201.jpg The finished article. Please don't think I have ate the vegetables before taking the photo, there was no garden market veg on my plate. Edit: And don't mock the crockery, my wife picked it. I'll break your face. Crockery? It's your cutlery that's the problem. What if The Queen turns up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Crockery? It's your cutlery that's the problem. What if The Queen turns up? I overcooked the chicken so felt the need for a steak knife. It was really quite nice though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 You leave my purple plates alone, you bugger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 You're quite the roaster, Adam. Especially those tatties. Top notch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Shame there was no gravy, food needs gravy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Shame there was no gravy, food needs gravy. There was loads of gravy on my Yorkshire puddings and spuds. I like my chicken as God intended. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1436197109.624201.jpg The finished article. Please don't think I have ate the vegetables before taking the photo, there was no garden market veg on my plate. Edit: And don't mock the crockery, my wife picked it. I'll break your face. The tatties are a bawhair away from being burnt. Or to put it another way. Perfect. Your crockery is honking though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 The tatties are a bawhair away from being burnt. Or to put it another way. Perfect. Your crockery is honking though. Your face is fucked, my friend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Your face is fucked, my friend. Not even the praise of your superb looking roasties gets me a pass? f**k sake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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