Hampden Diehard Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 There's a strange disconnect between hospitals and your GP sometimes. There's been a couple of times recently where we've had stuff done at the hospital and our GP knew nothing about it. All the better when he was supposed to be having me in for regular checkups and didn't know anything about it until a couple of months after they were supposed to take me off the medication I was on I doubt that's any different to before they had all these new-fangled joined-up networked database and systems, though. As a PS - when she went to the hospital after getting dizzied by the GP's, the nurse there was right on the 'phone and gave the practice an earful. Apparently it's standard stuff for this particular practice to punt people to the hospital instead of dealing with them themselves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Imagine someone eating crisps and chocolate. How fucking dare they. The popcorn was sold out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Someone boabed that. Willingly boabed it. The mind boggles. To be fair, she looks exactly the same as about 50% (and rising) of British women her age. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 That child is ugly as f**k man. Has a stupid massive head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 I've got to drive back down to Southampton today and I honestly cannot be bothered. My plan was to leave at 10 but I can't see myself being out of bed by then. Been a couple of years since I've done that drive. M6 or M6 toll road? Is the A34 still as bad? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Who the f**k was daft enough to ride her in the first place?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 The tide wouldn't even take her out. Would be like opening your window and shagging the night etc... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Odds on that kid having a 'unique' name? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Sorry to break this to you m8, they all look like that. Its gonna wreck your birds fanny. I already done that m9. I have a massive 6 incher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 I feel sorry for Laura, not having any arms or legs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 I feel sorry for Laura, not having any arms or legs. Took me a minute. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Took me a minute. Actually I have failed miserably, I just realised I misread it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Killer seagull. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/wildlife/11740893/Pet-dog-pecked-to-death-by-seagull-in-horrific-garden-attack.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Killer seagull. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/wildlife/11740893/Pet-dog-pecked-to-death-by-seagull-in-horrific-garden-attack.html I really hope every seagull dies a horrible and painful death. Worst c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Comrades. There really is no easy way to say this. Operation Malkygull was an unmitigated disaster. Casualties are currently sitting at 100%. We failed to forsee that our state of the art kevlar bodyarmour's only weakness was from a direct peck of a broody seagull's beak. The Mothers Pride, bleach and baking soda chemical warfare also failed and now the seagull is retaliating with shite that is currently eating through the paintwork on my car. I have retreated to our secret command bunker. Be brave in the knowledge that whilst it is only a matter of time before it raises a dreadful, pecky army and annihilates you all, I am safe in Cheers nightclub. Mozza, your missus says hi. Killer seagull. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/wildlife/11740893/Pet-dog-pecked-to-death-by-seagull-in-horrific-garden-attack.html I fucking warned you all!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 I fucking warned you all!! Oh God, it's all so terribly true. I can only suggest that you all watch this documentary and prepare for the inevitable. May God have mercy on our souls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Hundreds of sex toys have been spotted hanging from power lines across Portland, Oregon. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-33541109 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Hundreds of sex toys have been spotted hanging from power lines across Portland, Oregon. The wife has extended family who live in Portland. From what I know of their sexual escapades, I'm thinking the mystery's solved. Plus, Portland was home to Oregon's sexiest band: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 English cricket team playing in Cardiff against Australia. Might sound ridiculous, until you realise it's the England and Wales cricket team. The board that oversee the team decided that England and Wales was just too long and instead of EWCB (England Wales cricket board) they decided to drop the Wales. It's farcical 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 English cricket team playing in Cardiff against Australia. Might sound ridiculous, until you realise it's the England and Wales cricket team. The board that oversee the team decided that England and Wales was just too long and instead of EWCB (England Wales cricket board) they decided to drop the Wales. It's farcical Captain of the England and Wales cricket team is also Irish is he not? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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