Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Of blood from my nose? Probably. I'm hoping the other boy slips on my blood and does himself some damage. I hope you've sold advertising on the soles of your boots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 I hope you've sold advertising on the soles of your boots. I would if I could find the bloody things! Meant to be going to dentist on Friday to fix a tooth that exploded when sparring for my last tear up. Might put off seeing the lion killer until next week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 I'm hoping the other boy slips on my blood and does himself some damage. Excellent plan. There's also the chance that he might hurt his hands on your face. Meant to be going to dentist on Friday to fix a tooth that exploded when sparring for my last tear up. Might put off seeing the lion killer until next week. Ask him for the really good painkillers and you'll be set for Saturday night. You'll be an absolute hero on here if you win the damned thing now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 My boxing club has a big show on Saturday night. They couldn't find an opponent for one of the middleweights so I just agreed to fight. Need to cram 8 weeks of training into the next three days. I didn't even request a new caravan for my ma' and I've not sparred for about seven months. Not sure how I'll cope without booze or pizza for so long. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 You were bullied by your parents during potty training. That will be £350 please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 I get a reoccurring dream that in taking a shit on a chair with a built in toilet in it (like the one homer made in the Simpsons) and there are all sorts of people around me aware that I'm doing it. The worst part is obviously the wiping and that often turns out messy and a lot of people are disturbed in the dream and put off me and there are always nice women there to see it going on. Last night I dreamt I was doing it on a bus of all places to have a built in toilet! Wake up in a cold sweat afterwards and happy it was just a dream but I think it represents some kind of insecurity Sounds like you've probably crapped in your laundry basket during the night 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 I actually think it's my mind way of telling me not to embarrass myself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Everyone's favourite mentally challenged Celtic fan Jacqueline just got on my bus, in Ibrox oddly. Almost exploded with laughter and joy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 I get a reoccurring dream that in taking a shit on a chair with a built in toilet in it (like the one homer made in the Simpsons) and there are all sorts of people around me aware that I'm doing it. The worst part is obviously the wiping and that often turns out messy and a lot of people are disturbed in the dream and put off me and there are always nice women there to see it going on. Last night I dreamt I was doing it on a bus of all places to have a built in toilet! Wake up in a cold sweat afterwards and happy it was just a dream but I think it represents some kind of insecurity Moaning faced tarts. Can't a man take a public crap in peace? The wife has a commode in the house that she hates having to use; you're welcome to borrow it and take a trip down to Princes Street if you'd like to make your dreams come true? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Everyone's favourite mentally challenged Celtic fan Jacqueline Glad you narrowed that down 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Having a debate about the referee in the Celtic game and it turns to a certain family member of mine, I remember when an economics teacher at the school gave me an earful about the 1970 Scottish Cup final, so I google it, and came across this thread on a well known forum. Some laugh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Four spicy fajitas for dinner washed down with a bottle of merlot. SEND YOUR HEARTBURN OVER HERE! SEEEENNNDD YOUR HEARTBURN OVER HERE! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 ^^^This man is going straight into my dead pool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Four spicy fajitas for dinner washed down with a bottle of merlot. SEND YOUR HEARTBURN OVER HERE! SEEEENNNDD YOUR HEARTBURN OVER HERE! Japanese flag in the morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Obsolete Pete. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Four spicy fajitas for dinner washed down with a bottle of merlot. SEND YOUR HEARTBURN OVER HERE! SEEEENNNDD YOUR HEARTBURN OVER HERE! Goodnight, sweet prince. Can I have your home brew? Mines is looking in top nick, I'll bottle a few for you, provided you're still alive come the morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 I think I have broken my big toe whilst playing football. Bitty sore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 I think I have broken my big toe whilst playing football. Bitty sore. How old is your offspring? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 How old is your offspring? I have a very sore toe and you're concerned how old my offspring is? BEAST. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 I have a very sore toe and you're concerned how old my offspring is? BEAST. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmD2Y6WxpIw 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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