Granny Danger Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Just saw a lass in the chippy who looked like Wayne Rooney You mean she ran around for 90 minutes and was totally ineffective. (I'll avoid any comments using the term 'Brazilian'). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Horrible horrible day betting. That's me done. Fucking done. Akinfeev can go get hit by a bus. Seething isn't the word 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 I went for a swim and sauna and I feel excellent. My skin feels brilliant. 'Mon the saunas eh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Good to see the wee p***k's been arrested - http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/114482 I'm surprised this went uncommented on: MSV boss Jonathan Palmer told AUTOSPORT: "I'm absolutely seething at this complete madness. It was deliberate and endangered competitors and his passengers. Shame on you P&B 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 http://www.newstatesman.com/blogs/laurie-penny/2010/06/world-cup-football-england 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 That article is from 2010 Lauri's loving this years tournament. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 There's a 24yr old guy at my work who claims he's never tasted bacon! Ever! Mind boggling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 There's a 24yr old guy at my work who claims he's never tasted bacon! Ever! Mind boggling. He's clearly mentally unstable, best avoided. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 There's a 24yr old guy at my work who claims he's never tasted bacon! Ever! Mind boggling. Anti-Islamic type post IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 There's a 24yr old guy at my work who claims he's never tasted bacon! Ever! Mind boggling. Is his name Moishe? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Watching 'Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled' last night, and he told a story about years ago when he was working catering at Wimbledon, and he worked for 2 weeks pretty much solely with an Irish guy name Jim Byrne. He talked about how they laughed for basically 2 weeks solid, and that the guy was one of the funniest guys he has to this day met. They went their separate ways once Wimbledon was finished and years later he got a letter from the guy's girlfriend telling him that he had died. He was visibly getting choked up speaking about him, and just mentioned about how, even before getting that letter, he would think about Jim and the impact he had on his life despite only knowing him for 2 weeks. Aaaaanyway... it got me thinking about people who've impacted my life who i'm no longer in contact with. In my first job, i was 17 and it was a nightshift warehouse job. Easy enough, but really mind-numbing if you were working with guys who weren't interested in talking. There were a lot of good guys in that job, but there was one in particular, Davie, who still is the funniest guy i've ever met in my life. You know that way when you laugh until you're genuinely struggling for breath? He had hundreds of stories and his patter was just class. A squad of us from the work would go to Oban for the weekend every year, and they were some of the best times of my life. I worked in that job for 7 years when they announced that they were relocating to Paisley which made it impossible for me to get to at the time, so i had to leave. That was about 3 years ago and i've lost contact with everyone from that work, though last i heard only a handful of guys i worked with moved to the new location. As soppy as it sounds, every now and then i still think about Davie. Would love to meet him again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Bar tab paid in full. Can I now be taken off the P&B wanted list please!..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Went and paid for my road tax today and didn't realise until I got home is been given a tenner in change instead of the fiver I should've got. Winning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Burnie has just emailed me. She has stood down. But still on stand by...... Get on to Colleen Nolan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Get on to Colleen Nolan. Sounds like a party invite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Bar tab paid in full. Can I now be taken off the P&B wanted list please!..... Did you leave a tip? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Burnie has just emailed me. She has stood down. But still on stand by...... Thank fcuk......I'll sleep tonight! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Did you leave a tip? The usual....10% 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Went and paid for my road tax today and didn't realise until I got home is been given a tenner in change instead of the fiver I should've got. Winning. You'd return that if you had any decency. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Better redraft that email to Joan Burnie. Exactly! Cnutish behaviour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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