Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Hope it does a runner while you're out. It would have to knock off the prawn mousse and sew itself back together first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Fair point, it could be a he or she. His first fiancé would know for sure. No, I meant why 'apologies'? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 I had lobster on Christmas day. It was like dissecting the family pet. I didn't care about that as much as the fact there isn't that much eating for the effort. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Some weirdo in Dundee wants me to post him a jobby. It's getting a bit creepy now. He's even sent me a self addressed cardboard thing for me to post in. Paid the postage too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 It's getting a bit creepy now. He's even sent me a self addressed cardboard thing for me to post in. Paid the postage too. Ah, the old poo sample kit. On another note, you'd think there was enough shite in Dundee without having to import it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chupacabra Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 (edited) A girl that I'd been talking to over the summer (didn't work out) seen me uptown the other night and threw a drink over me. I then messaged her this: She didn't reply. Edited December 27, 2014 by Chupacabra 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 2 bacon rolls done and dusted and the lucozade mixers bought for the trip to Methil! Also an hour and 20 minutes to go 40 miles really is a joke, fife roads are a shambles Aye was defo not worth it... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 I'm working 10-4 today, however I was meant to be working 9-5 yesterday and left at 1. I now expect that based on yesterday I will be leaving today at 12 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Today I discovered the wonder of microwaved bacon when you're in a rush. Never even considered it before. It was on a par with that day I saw somebody in a lecture eat a carrot raw. It was as if they were munching a raw potato as far as I was concerned at the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 A girl that I'd been talking to over the summer (didn't work out) seen me uptown the other night and threw a drink over me. I then messaged her this: She didn't reply. She's probably killed herself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 She's probably killed herself. You're a cheery wee sausage these days aren't you, Sarge? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Or sacked. Probably after my attitude this morning..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 A friend of mine recently came out as a lesbian after meeting what has to be said is a pretty hot girl. She's still uptight as fcuk though! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 In the middle of a 9-6 shift, which is shite, but it's pretty quiet, which is good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 I had lobster on Christmas day. It was like dissecting the family pet. I didn't care about that as much as the fact there isn't that much eating for the effort. All of this and wasn't worth £10 either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 In the middle of a 9-6 shift, which is shite, but it's pretty quiet, which is good. I got away at 3 instead of 4 today, the wifie on our service table reckons it'll be quiet as f**k tomorrow too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Peterhead has a butcher on the loose. http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/219814-faopeterhead-fans/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 I got away at 3 instead of 4 today, the wifie on our service table reckons it'll be quiet as f**k tomorrow too I'm on overtime 8-6 the next 2 days. We're expecting to be pretty busy, supposedly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 For any Celtic fans, or football history buffs...... I have a menu from the RMS Queen Elizabeth, from June 1957, signed by the then current Celtic FC squad, on their way to a US tour (I guess) My father was one of the senior engineers on the Queen Elizabeth at the time, which is how I came to get it. PM me if you're interested, I'm sure there's a deal to be made 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 I'm probably about to enter something resembling a serious relationship for the first time ever pretty soon. I'm fucking terrified. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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