sjc Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 One step at a time fella! I've not even slipped a well buttered thumb in there yet! Plus I'll need to wait until I get paid before I purchase the Cuntbuster3000... You won't save your marriage by destroying your wifes arsehole, Miley! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Still can't believe Will Ferrell has managed to stay drumming with the Chilli Peppers AND have a successful film career. Fair play to the guy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 My office is doing a day of fundraising for Comic Relief on Friday. Some of the activities are horrendous and I really can't be arsed getting involved. Thankfully I managed to book myself on a training course for Friday in a different office. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 My office is doing a day of fundraising for Comic Relief on Friday. Some of the activities are horrendous and I really can't be arsed getting involved. Thankfully I managed to book myself on a training course for Friday in a different office. What you're REALLY gonna be doing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 No you won't. You'll be paying like everyone else. My marriage doesn't need saved. Her arsehole might though. remember oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 How to essentially get a free one of them Apple shitwrist things - tie the location feature in with iTunes. Ask Siri the time and set it for obviously annoying stuff - MC Hammer for when you're in B&Q, natch; Margarita Time by Status Quo for pissing waiters off in Mexican restaurants. Theme tune to Jim'll Fix It for when you're picking the kids up from school, that kinda shit. The amount of compo claims you'll be able to file from getting punched in the mouth should pay for the device in no time. And if someone hits you hard enough to kill you, you can bumrape Steve Jobs in hell for making iTunes the single worst piece of software ever written. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Shulls persistence and consistency of posting in the 'Let's All Laugh At Rangers' thread is either very impressive or slightly sad. Not sure which one. Now and again a post made by him in that thread makes me laugh way more than I should do though... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 No park benches followed me home last night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 This picture is making me laugh anytime I venture onto the BBC News page 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 This picture is making me laugh anytime I venture onto the BBC News page Cameron pretending to be Commandant Lassard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 (edited) Craig Whyte's love child on The Chase just now. EDIT: And he's actually gone for the £1. Edited March 11, 2015 by Jamaldo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 There are currently 3 robins and 4 tits munching on my nuts out the front. Those must be the 3 Robins. No idea who the 4 tits could be. I'll go for Take That after Robbie left. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Carol Vorderman has dyed her hair blonde. As if any c**t ever looks at her hair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Carol Vorderman has dyed her hair blonde. As if any c**t ever looks at her hair. It's made her even more of a milf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Would never tire of punching Vorderman tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 I didn't know she was into that sort of stuff 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 I like Vorderman.....I bet she could deepthroat an elephant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 I like Vorderman.....I bet she could deepthroat an elephant. I can confidently say I'm not aroused by the thought of that. No siree. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 I like Vorderman too. Her big round butt would be excellent for smashing against. Arse. The word is arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/tesco-shopper-finds-deadly-spider-5318117#rlabs=1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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