sjc Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Should've dived and won the penalty. Don't they teach the basics in schools anymore? Not the fee paying school he went too! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Not the fee paying school he went too! Didn't even have a football team at the school I went to, it was all rugby! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Well surely his parents butler could have taught him then? Perhaps Jeeves concentrated on teaching him Rugger? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Didn't even have a football team at the school I went to, it was all rugby! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Didn't even have a football team at the school I went to, it was all rugby! See post below! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 See post ABOVE! Well, two above now that Milesy's had to fix my f**k up Shouldn't you be looking for sex toys in a bid to try and save your marriage? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 I was playing football earlier on and I got past a defender to get through on goal; he knees me in my right thigh but thankfully I stayed up and managed to slot it into the bottom corner. It hurt quite a bit at the time but I managed to play the rest of the game, however now it's really quite swollen and it's painful to bend my knee due to a burning pain in the middle-side of my thigh. Should I maybe head to the docs or should I maybe just ice it and see what happens? If you still have pain in the morning you should seriously consider amputation. My mate Dave can do it if you are stuck. Anyway back on topic; 25 years to the day that the Red Hot Chili Peppers released 'Under the Bridge'. Not my favourite Chili Peppers song but did make them mainstream and Blood Sugar Sex Magic was the album that stands out from my teens alongside Nevermind. I know everyone knows the song, but thought I would add the video after all that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 One step at a time fella! I've not even slipped a well buttered thumb in there yet! Plus I'll need to wait until I get paid before I purchase the Cuntbuster3000... You won't save your marriage by destroying your wifes arsehole, Miley! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Still can't believe Will Ferrell has managed to stay drumming with the Chilli Peppers AND have a successful film career. Fair play to the guy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 My office is doing a day of fundraising for Comic Relief on Friday. Some of the activities are horrendous and I really can't be arsed getting involved. Thankfully I managed to book myself on a training course for Friday in a different office. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 My office is doing a day of fundraising for Comic Relief on Friday. Some of the activities are horrendous and I really can't be arsed getting involved. Thankfully I managed to book myself on a training course for Friday in a different office. What you're REALLY gonna be doing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 No you won't. You'll be paying like everyone else. My marriage doesn't need saved. Her arsehole might though. remember oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 How to essentially get a free one of them Apple shitwrist things - tie the location feature in with iTunes. Ask Siri the time and set it for obviously annoying stuff - MC Hammer for when you're in B&Q, natch; Margarita Time by Status Quo for pissing waiters off in Mexican restaurants. Theme tune to Jim'll Fix It for when you're picking the kids up from school, that kinda shit. The amount of compo claims you'll be able to file from getting punched in the mouth should pay for the device in no time. And if someone hits you hard enough to kill you, you can bumrape Steve Jobs in hell for making iTunes the single worst piece of software ever written. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Shulls persistence and consistency of posting in the 'Let's All Laugh At Rangers' thread is either very impressive or slightly sad. Not sure which one. Now and again a post made by him in that thread makes me laugh way more than I should do though... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 No park benches followed me home last night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 This picture is making me laugh anytime I venture onto the BBC News page 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 This picture is making me laugh anytime I venture onto the BBC News page Cameron pretending to be Commandant Lassard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 (edited) Craig Whyte's love child on The Chase just now. EDIT: And he's actually gone for the £1. Edited March 11, 2015 by Jamaldo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 There are currently 3 robins and 4 tits munching on my nuts out the front. Those must be the 3 Robins. No idea who the 4 tits could be. I'll go for Take That after Robbie left. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Carol Vorderman has dyed her hair blonde. As if any c**t ever looks at her hair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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