German Jag Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 Just back from a couple of days with a burd in Norwich. Gid times but the overnight coach to London's a b*****d That's some overnight, from Kiev to London! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieran Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 (edited) Just been browsing the Gold forum and was on the thread about the Aberdeen fan being lit on fire and felt like I had to re-share the genius response I just read: Sir Calum Melville, on Nov 1 2009, 16:23, said: I told you to f**k off. You have a very black and white view of the world. Swampy, on Nov 1, 2009, 18:24 What's black and white and red all over? It raised a fair chuckle Edited August 1, 2010 by Kieran 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 I had a good fitness test this morning at the gym, where they measured Blood pressure Resting heart rate BMI Bodyfat % Water % Lung function (FEV1, FVC) Grip Strength Flexibilty VO2 Max Situps in a minute Pressups in a minute Didn't tell me anything I didn't already know (aerobically I'm above average, I have the grip strength of a 9 year old girl, and the flexibility of a 75 year old with arthritis) but I'm quite stats minded so it's nice to have all these in a printout. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 I have decided I need to put on some weight. Dominos 2 for Tuesday has arrived. Fucking bring it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Whilst walking down to a favourite fishing spot of mine, carrying all my gear with me, A man asked me "Gaun fishing Son? I had walk away with tears in my eyes . Talk about stating the obvious Oh f**k. This reminds me of my younger days (about 12 or 13 I must've been), and my Dad was taking me to the football. I had my Clyde shirt on over my hoodie, scarf on and season ticket in my hand. When we walked out the house, his neighbour was putting rubbish out. They said hi to each other until which point she turned round to me and went "oh, is that you off to the football son?" No, the fucking cinema. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Oh f**k. This reminds me of my younger days (about 12 or 13 I must've been), and my Dad was taking me to the football. I had my Clyde shirt on over my hoodie, scarf on and season ticket in my hand. When we walked out the house, his neighbour was putting rubbish out. They said hi to each other until which point she turned round to me and went "oh, is that you off to the football son?" No, the fucking cinema. Pretty much the same thing happened to me when I was walking home after the 4-4 game at Dunfermline dressed as Santa. A pished neighbour (whom I must add was in a pretty hot Little Helper's outfit) asked if I was her boss. The rest, as they say, is history. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 My left bicep is in agony today after being at the gym on Monday even though I wasn't doing that much work. Odd. Also, I'm absolutely loving The Smiths at the moment. What a band. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 My left bicep is in agony today after being at the gym on Monday even though I wasn't doing that much work. Odd. If it's your weaker arm, you'll probably notice that it'll hurt a bit more to begin with. It'll even out as you go along, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 If it's your weaker arm, you'll probably notice that it'll hurt a bit more to begin with. It'll even out as you go along, though. Aye, it's my weaker arm. Only been to the gym 3 times since I joined last week, I just expected it to be sore after my first go, not my third. Cheers, though, I'm not really used to this working-out/gym malarkey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Pusbook reccomented pages: How I Met Your Mother 5 friends like this Friends no more. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 I want baileys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uni Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 I think I have developed insomnia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarreZ Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 Loving this at the moment, its hilarious. http://www.youtube.c...h?v=KJVwfJs8Eqo turned into this. http://www.youtube.c...h?v=YEvNS5TzvwM Its my new ringtone, apolgies if pearoast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 Went to Asda after going to the gym and purchased 2 bottles of Strongbow and a bottle of cheap Ballieys and was surprised when it came to 4.98 or something for all three. Looked at the receipt when i got outside and only paid for the two bottles of Bow! Result! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 Went to Asda after going to the gym and purchased 2 bottles of Strongbow and a bottle of cheap Ballieys and was surprised when it came to 4.98 or something for all three. Looked at the receipt when i got outside and only paid for the two bottles of Bow! Result! Wouldn't the alarm have went off if it didn't scan the wine? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 Wouldn't the alarm have went off if it didn't scan the wine? Only if the security tag hadn't been taken off - assuming it had one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 I have lost half a stone. I am also coughing up a lung at the moment due to having an absolute shit face of a cold. God sake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 Wouldn't the alarm have went off if it didn't scan the wine? She took the tag thing off it so it didnt go off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 I checked my UCAS and it said that my entry to Dundee was changed to an Unconditional and that this was updated on the 31st July. I never got an email to tell me or anything, so I wasted 6 days stressing over what my results were going to be when it didn't matter at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 Just had vanilla ice cream with chocolate milkshake and bits of fudge on top. Lovely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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