paranoid android Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Such an amazing band. I always feel they're exactly the kind of band I should like. They totally leave me cold, somehow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Gran Torino starts on 5 USA @ 22:15 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 I shaved my chest and my nipples remind me of a hammerhead shark 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Just got beat in a "spot the ball" competition by my wee 5 year old niece, who proceeded to slag me off for (in her words) being "bet by a little girl"! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 I shaved my chest and my nipples remind me of a hammerhead shark You know the drill. Pics or.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 You know the drill. Pics or.... I'm too fat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 I'm too fat Aww don't be hard on yourself pal, bet you look great. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Aww don't be hard on yourself pal, bet you look great. Maybe I will send you a pm when I have shed a few pounds x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Maybe I will send you a pm when I have shed a few pounds x Cc me in x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septentrional Wasp Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 (edited) I found a newborn dead bird outside my front door earlier. Which was a sad sight. Unfortunately the only place I think it could have came from is my roofDid you shag her?Edit: Just noticed the "newborn" *Walks away in shame Edited May 31, 2015 by Septentrional Wasp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 I shaved my chest and my nipples remind me of a hammerhead shark Did you have a traumatic childhood experience in which somebody had their nipples bitten off by a hammerhead shark? Also, when you sliced off the first one, did it not occur to you to stop there? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 But then he'd have odd nipples! F*ck sake Dave. You're a fanny sometimes! Sometimes? Clearly not trying hard enough 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 We walloped a team with a former Scotland international in it 7-1 today, not bad. Gary Kenneth per chance? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Wilkie? If it's Bobby Templeton, there's no f*cking wonder his team won 7-1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Eh ken his maw. (Not biblically). First time you've ever said that, I think. I take it she's not a hunni? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Anyone know where i can get a decent watch? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Anyone know where i can get a decent watch? Pornhub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 The tree in my front garden gets a cracking view into Suzie's bedroom across the road, so I've heard. Pix. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lichtie78 Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 We walloped a team with a former Scotland international in it 7-1 today, not bad.were Bobby linn and mark Whatley playing too? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lichtie78 Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 No, he had to leave after our game to get across to Tayport and play in hat one! ah right, thought you were playing in the tayport one too! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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