jagfox Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 My mate has been seeing a really good looking girl for almost a month but was concerned that other than kissing, nothing at all sexual had happened. She went round to his tonight, wined and dined her and afterwards they were sitting on the sofa. At this point she admitted she is a devout Christian and doesn't want to have sex before marriage Where did he meet her? Bible studies class? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 Luiz refuted those claims. Most virgins do 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 Most virgins do He released a statement confirming he'd shagged a girl from up his grans bit, you wouldn't know her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 Having Bale's coupon greet me with his shitey attempt at facial hair is disconcerting as f**k. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 He released a statement confirming he'd shagged a girl from up his grans bit, you wouldn't know her. Haha brilliant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 That looks tremendous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 Chicken Kievs are amazing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 My mate has been seeing a really good looking girl for almost a month but was concerned that other than kissing, nothing at all sexual had happened. She went round to his tonight, wined and dined her and afterwards they were sitting on the sofa. At this point she admitted she is a devout Christian and doesn't want to have sex before marriage Apparently anal and blowjobs are all the rage with that set in the States. Depending on his preference (and her willingness), that could've worked out quite well for both of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 Nah, soggy & minging usually. Could've shoved some haggis in there instead. Only if done badly. Frankly, you can stick practically anything in a chicken and it'll turn out OK. Do any P&Bers have tales of things they put in chickens that resulted in something bad happening? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 He released a statement confirming he'd shagged a girl from up his grans bit, you wouldn't know her. Did his gran have a portal in her nether regions? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 Do any of you have trouble breathing after drinking cider or whatever that has sulphites in it? I had some cider last night and cant seem to get a decent deep breath today. I often have trouble breathing but just wondered if it might get worse if im drinking sulphites. No. I sometimes have trouble staying conscious, but I don't think that's anything to do with my breathing. Trip to the doctor for you, laddie. Reckon you'll just be told to lay off the cider, which would result in a big Darth Vader NOOOO! gif it t'were me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 Apparently anal and blowjobs are all the rage with that set in the States. Depending on his preference (and her willingness), that could've worked out quite well for both of them. Apparently Italian priests when confronted by virgins worried about frustrating their fiances would whisper "Have you tried the Col de Tende?". Usually sorted things out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 I need advice on something. I really don't know what to do . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 I need advice on something. I really don't know what to do .You've come to the right place, fire away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 I need advice on something. I really don't know what to do . Go on Facebook as I can assure you, no one here gives a f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 I need advice on something. I really don't know what to do . PM me bbz. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 Give me a PM Eoin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 (edited) Give me a PM Eoin.It's not fucking him again is it? Jesus Christ!It is an' all. Fucking hell! Edited June 7, 2015 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 Christ, if anyone can talk you over the edge it's Weeper. Good luck, SOL. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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