welshbairn Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Canada helicopter sex chat heard by Winnipeg public. Those listening say they heard pilots swearing and discussing oral sex. Brandi Armstrong told CBC news that she had been sitting in her garden on Monday evening as the helicopter flew over and was shocked by the exchange. "My jaw hit the ground; eyes bulged out," she said. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-33253979 Brandi hasn't given her husband a blow job for quite a while is my guess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Nearly suffocated in my sleep on two separate occasions last night. It's not uncommon for me to stop breathing during my sleep. I'm normally awoken by myself taking a huge inhalation of air and then panting for a couple of minutes trying to calm down. Last night's episode was frighteningly different though. Rather than waking up and inhaling, I woke up and was just choking. I couldn't inhale, just kept exhaling. The fact that my nose was blocked and my throat was bone dry probably added to this situation. My body must have been really struggling as I'm convinced I even vomited slightly during it Nothing major, but I could taste it and certainly smelt it after I had caught my breath. I actually felt around in the pitch dark trying to feel if there was any on my bed Needless to say I eventually caught my breath and started breathing like hell. It was easily the worst episode I've had and I was pretty shaken by it. Thankfully my sub-concious kicked in at the right time! My throat hurt like a bitch after it as a result of me trying to cough and catch my breath. A couple of hours later it happened again but nowhere near as bad. After that one though I spent the rest of the night sleeping at an almost 90 degrees angle Knackered today though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Nearly suffocated in my sleep on two separate occasions last night. It's not uncommon for me to stop breathing during my sleep. I'm normally awoken by myself taking a huge inhalation of air and then panting for a couple of minutes trying to calm down. Last night's episode was frighteningly different though. Rather than waking up and inhaling, I woke up and was just choking. I couldn't inhale, just kept exhaling. The fact that my nose was blocked and my throat was bone dry probably added to this situation. My body must have been really struggling as I'm convinced I even vomited slightly during it Nothing major, but I could taste it and certainly smelt it after I had caught my breath. I actually felt around in the pitch dark trying to feel if there was any on my bed Needless to say I eventually caught my breath and started breathing like hell. It was easily the worst episode I've had and I was pretty shaken by it. Thankfully my sub-concious kicked in at the right time! My throat hurt like a bitch after it as a result of me trying to cough and catch my breath. A couple of hours later it happened again but nowhere near as bad. After that one though I spent the rest of the night sleeping at an almost 90 degrees angle Knackered today though That's awful you must have got a fright. Hope you are ok 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Woolshed Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Job interview for an internal promotion tomorrow. Be glad once it's finished one way or another. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Nearly suffocated in my sleep on two separate occasions last night. It's not uncommon for me to stop breathing during my sleep. I'm normally awoken by myself taking a huge inhalation of air and then panting for a couple of minutes trying to calm down. Last night's episode was frighteningly different though. Rather than waking up and inhaling, I woke up and was just choking. I couldn't inhale, just kept exhaling. The fact that my nose was blocked and my throat was bone dry probably added to this situation. My body must have been really struggling as I'm convinced I even vomited slightly during it Nothing major, but I could taste it and certainly smelt it after I had caught my breath. I actually felt around in the pitch dark trying to feel if there was any on my bed Needless to say I eventually caught my breath and started breathing like hell. It was easily the worst episode I've had and I was pretty shaken by it. Thankfully my sub-concious kicked in at the right time! My throat hurt like a bitch after it as a result of me trying to cough and catch my breath. A couple of hours later it happened again but nowhere near as bad. After that one though I spent the rest of the night sleeping at an almost 90 degrees angle Knackered today though The old 'David Carradine' excuse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 That's awful you must have got a fright. Hope you are ok Thanks. At least I'm still breathing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Thanks. At least I'm still breathing Always a bonus I find greenied the fact you are still alive and kicking 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Always a bonus I find greenied the fact you are still alive and kicking cheers buddy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 I think I know why Minions are so popular. They're deeply irritating, exceptionally stupid, hugely ignorant, emotionally retarded cretins who swarm about being nippy wee wastes of space and generally pissing everyone else off. They are the general public, which is why so many identify with them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 I think I know why Minions are so popular. They're deeply irritating, exceptionally stupid, hugely ignorant, emotionally retarded cretins who swarm about being nippy wee wastes of space and generally pissing everyone else off. They are the general public, which is why so many identify with them. Put down that mirror 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Yup 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Never forget a face, me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 (edited) Was asked tonight if i wanted to go out for a few drinks with a number of posters from here in the next few weeks. Edited June 24, 2015 by David Gray 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Was asked tonight if i wanted to go out for a few drinks with a number of posters from here in the next few weeks. Mind and take your wallet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars fan Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 Was asked tonight if i wanted to go out for a few drinks with a number of posters from here in the next few weeks. Well don't get drunk and start that Babylon nonsense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 Was asked tonight if i wanted to go out for a few drinks with a number of posters from here in the next few weeks. ^^^^^^^ Going dogging with the clique type post ^^^^^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 Just texted XFM for their have a drink on us feature. Selected so a few free drinks at The Record Factory and Kingsley will be there 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 Is that one of the ten pints one? Heard they're pretty good. Haven't opened the spec yet, but I know they do up to a 24 pinter Opened it last night, it's a 25 pint set up. Delighted. Will get it all prepared tonight I think and then leave it to brew for two or three weeks. Nearly suffocated in my sleep on two separate occasions last night. It's not uncommon for me to stop breathing during my sleep. I'm normally awoken by myself taking a huge inhalation of air and then panting for a couple of minutes trying to calm down. Last night's episode was frighteningly different though. Rather than waking up and inhaling, I woke up and was just choking. I couldn't inhale, just kept exhaling. The fact that my nose was blocked and my throat was bone dry probably added to this situation. My body must have been really struggling as I'm convinced I even vomited slightly during it Nothing major, but I could taste it and certainly smelt it after I had caught my breath. I actually felt around in the pitch dark trying to feel if there was any on my bed Needless to say I eventually caught my breath and started breathing like hell. It was easily the worst episode I've had and I was pretty shaken by it. Thankfully my sub-concious kicked in at the right time! My throat hurt like a bitch after it as a result of me trying to cough and catch my breath. A couple of hours later it happened again but nowhere near as bad. After that one though I spent the rest of the night sleeping at an almost 90 degrees angle Knackered today though RIP. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 Was asked tonight if i wanted to go out for a few drinks with a number of posters from here in the next few weeks. ^^^wakes up in a park with his trousers round his ankles type post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 Was asked tonight if i wanted to go out for a few drinks with a number of posters from here in the next few weeks. Definitely not being groomed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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