Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 The exact carbon copy thing happened to me on Saturday. Wallet must have fell out of my back pocket in the taxi and it's not been handed into the police station or anything. Bank cards, student card, driving licence, £70, everything gone. What irks me is that even if the driver took the money out of the wallet, surely they would return the wallet with all the cards and that since they aren't of any use to them? Doesn't really matter anyway; cards are cancelled and new ones are on the way. You'd still think they'd do the decent thing though. First time I've ever lost my wallet, it's an absolute sickener. Probably the next fare in the cab that's kept it, not the driver. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Used to drink in the Stobbie bar when big fat Joyce was in charge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 I once spent part of an evening wandering around Baltimore singing Southampton songs. Something about Matt Le Tiss taking the piss. I was fairly blootered, although I doubt that's a surprise. Conversely I was chanting some incomplimentary nonsense about Bill Barr. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Probably the next fare in the cab that's kept it, not the driver. Probably the driver, surely they check the seats after each fare. Taxi drivers are on the lowest rung of the social ladder and are almost always absolute BO ridden, manky scumbags. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 I dropped my MacBook and the screen stopped working properly (it was like it was always at the lowest brightness setting, and there was nothing I could do to change that) so I've had it hooked up to my TV for the best part of a fortnight. I had made an appointment for 9:15 this morning but I couldn't be fucked going because I was in Amsterdam all weekend. Just got home from work. It's working again. I don't understand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 I dropped my MacBook and the screen stopped working properly (it was like it was always at the lowest brightness setting, and there was nothing I could do to change that) so I've had it hooked up to my TV for the best part of a fortnight. I had made an appointment for 9:15 this morning but I couldn't be fucked going because I was in Amsterdam all weekend. Just got home from work. It's working again. I don't understand. Jobs a good un. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Jobs a good un. Top, top quality service from them if they can fix something like a screen without even having to physically be there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 I dropped my MacBook and the screen stopped working properly (it was like it was always at the lowest brightness setting, and there was nothing I could do to change that) so I've had it hooked up to my TV for the best part of a fortnight. I had made an appointment for 9:15 this morning but I couldn't be fucked going because I was in Amsterdam all weekend. Just got home from work. It's working again. I don't understand. Maybe you left the webcam on accidentally and a weekend with you away was enough to give the MacBook the will to live again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Maybe you left the webcam on accidentally and a weekend with you away was enough to give the MacBook the will to live again. Not only was the screen shut, but I'm incredibly handsome, so I would be very surprised if that was the case. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 I dropped my MacBook and the screen stopped working properly (it was like it was always at the lowest brightness setting, and there was nothing I could do to change that) so I've had it hooked up to my TV for the best part of a fortnight. I had made an appointment for 9:15 this morning but I couldn't be fucked going because I was in Amsterdam all weekend. Just got home from work. It's working again. I don't understand. Taylor swift was in town, she's quite good at sorting out Apple. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sergeant Wilson Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 I dropped my MacBook and the screen stopped working properly (it was like it was always at the lowest brightness setting, and there was nothing I could do to change that) so I've had it hooked up to my TV for the best part of a fortnight. I had made an appointment for 9:15 this morning but I couldn't be fucked going because I was in Amsterdam all weekend. Just got home from work. It's working again. I don't understand. It's haunted.Same thing with this tablet, completely died. Left in a drawer until I was told to take it to a shop for repair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Probably the driver, surely they check the seats after each fare. Taxi drivers are on the lowest rung of the social ladder and are almost always absolute BO ridden, manky scumbags. You could be onto something here, I only know one taxi driver and he is exactly as you described. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Im sure you called her that to her big fat face. I value my handsome face too much to be coming out with statements like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Amorphophallus is Latin for misshapen penis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Amorphophallus is Latin for misshapen penis. Great band, saw them at Castle Donnington in 1987. Have that, Mozz! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Were they supported by Misshapen Penis? Think the opening act was Suspicious Discharge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Despite being produced every single day of the week, crisps only ever go out of date on a Saturday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Did the gig end with Self Loathing Hatred? It ended with the classic Wire Brush And Dettol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Think the opening act was Suspicious Discharge. was it not Putrid Vulva? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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