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I reckon she would be such a dirty that she would wipe your cock on the curtains afterwards.

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Hopefully the surgeon who saves her life is fat and Scottish and they give her lots of blood transfusions from foreigners.
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Its cheaper to fly to Dubai with Emirates and stay in the Crowne Plaza for a week than it is to fly to Mallorca with Ryanair/Jet2/easyJet and stay in a four star hotel for a week.

There's f**k all to do in Dubai there once you've seen the mall. Everything is overpriced to f**k as well.

It's like a super hot Greenock. No, that's unfair in Greenock you'll no get 4 years in jail for having a bevvy out the back and a firing some pork sausages on the barbecue.

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Night in alone tonight so going to have a chicken Kiev and chips and a bottle of wine and few beers and masturbate at least twice , can't wait

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Does the thought of chicken Kiev and chips excite you that much? Hope you don't burn it like last time (your dinner I mean!)

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There's f**k all to do in Dubai there once you've seen the mall. Everything is overpriced to f**k as well.

It's like a super hot Greenock. No, that's unfair in Greenock you'll no get 4 years in jail for having a bevvy out the back and a firing some pork sausages on the barbecue.

I looked at Abu Dhabi too which I preferred when I was there in January, the temperature was just right and we spent a bit of time on the Yas Island.

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Does the thought of chicken Kiev and chips excite you that much? Hope you don't burn it like last time (your dinner I mean!)

I'm more worried about what he'll be stuffing the kievs with :green

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Nah - most the time I get in from work about 45 mins before Mrs throbber and when I know I'm not going to get any action that night I rip the head off it straight away when i get in. As she won't be there til 9 I will be able to get two in at least. Also going to drink a bottle of red and have a few beers. I sometimes wonder why I am still with the Mrs when I enjoy alone time so much

She washes your socks.

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