BFTD Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 It's more like this. Filth. Pure flith. You're a lucky man, Eednud. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Sixteen minutes? Did it take you a while to clean yourself up and turn it off? It was a 16 minute vid but I probably saw about 2 mins in total with skipping through it. That was plenty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 It was a 16 minute vid but I probably saw about 2 mins in total with skipping through it. That was plenty. It would have looked like watching the meat slicer at the butchers at that rate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 I'm 21. I have been with my girlfriend for 2 years and never really took an interest with any female, except my girlfriend. The last month or so at work I have been paired with a 28 year old woman. Her husband is 55 and loaded. He looks like a hillbilly and i could definitely take him. Anyway, she's absolute filth and has hinted far too often that she's wanting filled in. She's not even that nice looking (6/10) but I can't help think if I made a move she'd be all over me like a rash. I feel slightly guilty for even thinking about it even though I would never do it. She's told me numerous times to add her on snapchat but I feel that is a step too far so I have politely declined till now. I don't know why this has taken up so much space in my brain. You sure it's not your mate that's dressed up in an attempt to get you back? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 I'm 21. I have been with my girlfriend for 2 years and never really took an interest with any female, except my girlfriend. The last month or so at work I have been paired with a 28 year old woman. Her husband is 55 and loaded. He looks like a hillbilly and i could definitely take him. Anyway, she's absolute filth and has hinted far too often that she's wanting filled in. She's not even that nice looking (6/10) but I can't help think if I made a move she'd be all over me like a rash. I feel slightly guilty for even thinking about it even though I would never do it. She's told me numerous times to add her on snapchat but I feel that is a step too far so I have politely declined till now. I don't know why this has taken up so much space in my brain. Her husband is the one that's loaded, shag him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 I'm 21. I have been with my girlfriend for 2 years and never really took an interest with any female, except my girlfriend. The last month or so at work I have been paired with a 28 year old woman. Her husband is 55 and loaded. He looks like a hillbilly and i could definitely take him. Anyway, she's absolute filth and has hinted far too often that she's wanting filled in. She's not even that nice looking (6/10) but I can't help think if I made a move she'd be all over me like a rash. I feel slightly guilty for even thinking about it even though I would never do it. She's told me numerous times to add her on snapchat but I feel that is a step too far so I have politely declined till now. I don't know why this has taken up so much space in my brain.Why are you called kev23? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Why are you called kev23?Because in 2 years I'll be 23. Forward planning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Because in 2 years I'll be 23. Forward planning.I like a man with a plan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 I'm 21. I have been with my girlfriend for 2 years and never really took an interest with any female, except my girlfriend. The last month or so at work I have been paired with a 28 year old woman. Her husband is 55 and loaded. He looks like a hillbilly and i could definitely take him. Anyway, she's absolute filth and has hinted far too often that she's wanting filled in. She's not even that nice looking (6/10) but I can't help think if I made a move she'd be all over me like a rash. I feel slightly guilty for even thinking about it even though I would never do it. She's told me numerous times to add her on snapchat but I feel that is a step too far so I have politely declined till now. I don't know why this has taken up so much space in my brain. I know someone who was in a similar situation. He went back to the wifie's and was in mid shag when her husband came in and took him up the arse. Be a ware. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Your bird must be stinking if you're willing to risk everything (relationship and job anyway) on a 6/10. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 I know someone who was in a similar situation. He went back to the wifie's and was in mid shag when her husband came in and took him up the arse. Be a ware. ^^^ been bummed by a cuckold type post 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Your bird must be stinking if you're willing to risk everything (relationship and job anyway) on a 6/10. Only cheats on LM with 8/10 and above type post 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Saw my first Christmas tree tonight. Kev23, shag f**k oot o her but make sure to take a few photos so that when it all goes tits up you will have the ability to blackmail her for a few quid to tide you over. hth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 I'm 21. I have been with my girlfriend for 2 years and never really took an interest with any female, except my girlfriend. The last month or so at work I have been paired with a 28 year old woman. Her husband is 55 and loaded. He looks like a hillbilly and i could definitely take him. Anyway, she's absolute filth and has hinted far too often that she's wanting filled in. She's not even that nice looking (6/10) but I can't help think if I made a move she'd be all over me like a rash. I feel slightly guilty for even thinking about it even though I would never do it. She's told me numerous times to add her on snapchat but I feel that is a step too far so I have politely declined till now. I don't know why this has taken up so much space in my brain. Christmas lunches and nights out coming up, see if you resist when you're drunk and she's on you like a rash. Be a wear.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 posh c**t neighbour saw my missus putting a bin bag in "his" bin, said f**k all to her but sticks a note on the communal notice board ffs! pic 1 our posh c***s noticeboard Pic 2. is Frances note at flat 5, she contacted the council to get a new bin cos they've not delivered them to our place. Pic 3 is the c**t upstairs who stuck his note over Frances's leading us to believe it was from her. the bin was emptied this morning the snidy twat. made me giggle though. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Spoke to Honour Blackman today in work. Forgot to tell her I was a huge fan of The Upper Hand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Spoke to Honour Blackman today in work. Forgot to tell her I was a huge fan of The Upper Hand. She knocked f**k out of wrestler Jackie Pallo on set once. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Spoke to Honour Blackman today in work. Forgot to tell her I was a huge fan of her Pussy Galore. Worked with her on a show in London, still riding to work on a motorbike in her late seventies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Pic 3 is the c**t upstairs who stuck his note over Frances's leading us to believe it was from her. the bin was emptied this morning the snidy twat. made me giggle though. Grimbo Have you added "^^^ verge of tears" yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Barrajag's appearance reminds me of a wrestler returning and battering f*ck out of everyone with a chair, before disappearing suddenly when they realise there are no longterm plans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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