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Hampden does have an exceedingly shite location tbf. Mount Florida "station" is a national embarrassment.

One of my mates was getting to the train to Hampden for the first time a few years back. He was easily confused and a socially awkward. When the ticket woman arrived he panicked and asked for "a single return to Florida".

That's all Mount Florida station means to be. #Klstorym8 #MountFloridaStationMemories

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I'm going to sneak in and burn a giant cock and balls on to the grass.

The best giant cock and balls i ever seen was on the Perth high schools blaes surface.

The janitor left the machine for rolling the pitch lines across out, we went up for lunch and a guy in our group took it, and drew a chode bang in the middle. Absolute scenes when the year head came up at lunch looking for the guy.

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The best giant cock and balls i ever seen was on the Perth high schools blaes surface.

The janitor left the machine for rolling the pitch lines across out, we went up for lunch and a guy in our group took it, and drew a chode bang in the middle. Absolute scenes when the year head came up at lunch looking for the guy.

Fnarr

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Lucy Liu has smoking hot body for a 46 year old.

Piiiiiics.

Also, I just got hold of a copy of Rise: Blood Hunter, in which she apparently plays a lesbian vampire. Worth a look?

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Looks like I'm solo clubbing tonight. Not missing one of my favourite DJs just because I've no pals. Welshbairn would be proud.

Maybe he'll be there too. You can sit at opposite ends of the bar and do this when the young lassies go past:

louisbalfourjazzclub-nice.jpg

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