Swarley Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Wasn't this supposed to be locked in a secure area being looked at by top men? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 This event didn't happen it was my idea of a comeback at the time as I was trying to be sarcastic.It wasn't sarcasm then, it was a lie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 My new car (thanks Santa!) is so nippy in comparison to my old one I fully expect to crash into the back of somebody in the next week or two. It also has an automatic reverse park function. I doubt I will ever trust it enough to use it. Does it have brakes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 There were a few sickies over Christmas at my work including a guy who had a headache for four days. Some people are in work this morning stinking of booze. I'm switching between sympathy because I've been there, jealousy that they went out and amusement at watching a heap of sweaty faces taking turns heading to the toilet for a breather / spew. To be honest, I think I'm more jealous than anything as I went to bed at half 9 last night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 He only went out for a loaf of bread. 39-year-old with Alzheimer's: why I cycled 16,000 miles http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p03d414k 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 He only went out for a loaf of bread. 39-year-old with Alzheimer's: why I cycled 16,000 miles http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p03d414k He was on 5Live on the wireless the other day as I was driving around (diesel) & I said the very same thing, no one was in the car to hear me like. Sick minds think alike. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Were you out for bread and milk as well Grimbo? No just the milk, which I'd forgotten when I was 39 Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 He only went out for a loaf of bread. 39-year-old with Alzheimer's: why I cycled 16,000 miles http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p03d414k First question was, "You must have seen some unforgettable sights?" Not very well thought out that one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gkneil Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Stand aside Deontay Wilder, Jimmy Calderwood is the real Bronze Bomber. Wife's friend was being hassled by some guy while on holiday when Jimmy appeared and lamped the dude saving the day. Unfortunately, I did not witness this as I was not on the holiday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 I'm currently eating a polony & bean pizza. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 I've just made a cheesecake. Despite the fact it's the same recipe and tin I always use, there was too much of the cream cheese mixture to fit the tin. This is a PTTGOMN (leftover mixture), RTBC (extra mixture meaning individual one for me), and probably a first world problem, so that's why it's here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 I'm currently eating a polony & bean pizza. Coleslaw and Florida Salad on the side? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Definitely not. Branston sauce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 I've just made a cheesecake. Despite the fact it's the same recipe and tin I always use, there was too much of the cream cheese mixture to fit the tin. This is a PTTGOMN (leftover mixture), RTBC (extra mixture meaning individual one for me), and probably a first world problem, so that's why it's here. What kind did you make? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 I've just had a baked spud with that vegan fake cheese on it, it doesn't melt properly & tastes rubbery. Oh thank you very much. ^^^ Reported myself for racism. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 What kind did you make? New York baked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 I know this isn't the right thread, but someone is trying to flog this on Facebook. At least wash the fuckin thing eh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 I know this isn't the right thread, but someone is trying to flog this on Facebook. At least wash the fuckin thing eh.ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1451427503.368857.jpg ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1451427527.136198.jpg ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1451427541.471309.jpg Even the seagull is walking away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Even the seagull is walking away. "No tyre peckers", says the advert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 "No tyre peckers", says the advert. Looks ok to me, how much? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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