ScottR96 Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 (edited) Water started to leak through ceiling in my bedroom and the kitchen because the person in the flat above left a tap running. Chapped his door a fair few times and he wouldn't answer. As it's all student flats I assumed he was home for Christmas so phoned my landlord who phoned the polis to go and put the door in to turn the water off/check it out. Turns out the guy was in his kip sleeping and woke up to the polis putting his door in . Edited December 29, 2015 by ScottR96 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Numeracy still an issue on the sub continent. Pakistan suicide bombing kills 'at least 26' in Mardan. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-35192375 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 (edited) Numeracy still an issue on the sub continent. Pakistan suicide bombing kills 'at least 26' in Mardan. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-35192375 TBF they can't have someone watching every seriously injured victim to keep the 24 hours media informed on the running total. Edited December 30, 2015 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 http://www.theladbible.com/articles/lad-creates-chaos-by-putting-all-his-ex-girlfriends-in-a-group-chat-to-wish-them-a-merry-ex-mas Hope that link works. Balls of steel that guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 one of my mates at the snooker today was blootirt and has been since before Christmas. In the midst of a 'bant-off' it was suggested he go home and sober up for a few days. "What? And sit and watch Sunshine on Leith like some sort of fucking loser?!" Was the reply. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Its David Kleinfeld, Magee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 (edited) Not had a cold sore for about 6 month and 4 have just popped up in the space of a few days, sitting here firing aftershave onto them to try and dry them up for going out Saturday. Some toothpaste at night and the odd bit of Zovirax will hopefully get rid of them, absolutely hate these things, pain in the arse. Edited December 30, 2015 by 1320Lichtie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 (edited) If you've got them on your arse then it's the herpes. Get yoursel checked chief. Edited December 30, 2015 by pandarilla 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Not had a cold sore for about 6 month and 3 have just popped up in the space of a few days, sitting here firing aftershave onto them to try and dry them up for going out Saturday. Some toothpaste at night and the odd bit of Zovirax will hopefully get rid of them, absolutely hate these things, pain in the arse. I wouldn't use aftershave on them, it dries them up but it makes them spread all over your face. Just use Zovirax and wear a balaclava. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 I wouldn't use aftershave on them, it dries them up but it makes them spread all over your face. Just use Zovirax and wear a balaclava. He'll be used to wearing a balaclava. AMARITE boom boom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 He's always got the white pointy hat to fall back on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Worded it wrongly Panda but I'm pretty sure that I'm Herpes positive anyway Panda even if they're on my lips and not my arse. Can't wear a balaclava to Montrose away Boab, I'll be targeted by the Multras ffs. Hopefully my strategy comes off and I'm free to walk around Coldsore free, had it for a few days now so I'm pretty hopeful. They're still so fucking annoying though and I feel for anybody else that has this horrible virus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 He's always got the white pointy hat to fall back on. Can't see that curing his anal herps tbh? Are you really a doctor Welshy? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 I have a visual gift for 1320Lichtie. lol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 I just gave him a greenie to get him back to that. Tee hee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Does that mean it can parallel park for you or does it just beep a bit when you reverse and are about to hit something?Actual pull up, stick it in reverse, hit the button, and it parks itself. Mental. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 (edited) Worded it wrongly Panda but I'm pretty sure that I'm Herpes positive anyway Panda even if they're on my lips and not my arse. Can't wear a balaclava to Montrose away Boab, I'll be targeted by the Multras ffs. Hopefully my strategy comes off and I'm free to walk around Coldsore free, had it for a few days now so I'm pretty hopeful. They're still so fucking annoying though and I feel for anybody else that has this horrible virus. Just use salt. Edited December 30, 2015 by Eoin Doyle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Actual pull up, stick it in reverse, hit the button, and it parks itself. Mental. Does it say "no fucking way" if the gap is too small? Or just switch from forward to reverse for ever? That's what I find hard to gauge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 PTTGOYN: Bad reaction to new meds meant I missed a date with the gf last night RTBC: Going to spend New Year with her tomorrow night 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 PTTGOYN: Bad reaction to new meds meant I missed a date with the gf last night RTBC: Going to spend New Year with her tomorrow night Hope you came up with a more discrete excuse than that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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