Deeboy Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Colin and Derrick better get their fucking fingers out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 This is new to me, is it this sort of tomfoolery? Wire stretched between lamp posts or trees would solve this and the cycling problem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 This is new to me, is it this sort of tomfoolery? Bloody hell thatsx the one(s). What is the collective name for a group of snowless skiers? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Not quite 26 minutes. There was 10 minutes of Facebook and Twitter browsing until I was certain it was over, and a couple of minutes of waiting for the feeling to return fully to my legs before going back to my desk.^^^1st World Problems for this pish erm shite. I can't recall ever having an unsatisfactory jelly-leg thrutch? Ross I'm getting the feeling you are also a stander, am I correct? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Colin and Derrick have done a turn and delivered the TV unit, I can now go enjoy the sunshine before backshift. I'll not though, as I can't be bothered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 ^^^ 1st World Problems for this pish erm shite. I can't recall ever having an unsatisfactory jelly-leg thrutch? Ross I'm getting the feeling you are also a stander, am I correct? Grimbo I resent that suggestion and demand a full formal apology forthwith. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Bloody hell thatsx the one(s). What is the collective name for a group of snowless skiers? Grimbo Same as ordinary skiers Grimbo...wankers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 I saw some c**t flying round the running track at Bellahouston Park the other day on those things!! I had to slow the car down to make sure I wasn't having another episode. If we all did this could we get Hollyoaks taken off the air? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Lassie from tinder, as mentioned on a post previous, text me yesterday to say she was finishing work early and, coincidentally, was the same time I finished. After a few txt swaps it was agreed we'd just drink whisky in the park and smoke fags since we're both too skint until payday to go to the pub.She, stupidly, was matching me drink for drink with the whisky despite being a wee skinny thing. She invited me back to hers and I, obviously, readily agreed but as we were walking through the park she was having real trouble walking and I realised she was totally fucking hammered. Indeed she was so hammered she couldn't remember the address of her new place that she'd just moved into so had to walk her around West London for three hours until she sobered up enough to remember. By that time the Tube was back on so plonked her on the Bakerloo line and went home.I also just done a shite that smelt of fish despite not eating fish in a coupla weeks now.Been a strange 12 hours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 After a few txt swaps it was agreed we'd just drink whisky in the park and smoke fags There is no substitute for class! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWL Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Lassie from tinder, as mentioned on a post previous, text me yesterday to say she was finishing work early and, coincidentally, was the same time I finished. After a few txt swaps it was agreed we'd just drink whisky in the park and smoke fags since we're both too skint until payday to go to the pub. ^keeper 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 There is no substitute for class! Canadian club and rollies! I suggested some ginger ale and was quickly dismissed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Is there a Tinder for Jakeballs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 80% of all my birthday cards / parcels etc have arrived late, today. Double-birthday, woo! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Is there a Tinder for Jakeballs? Badoo? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 You are too old for Tinder Skidmarks. I'm sure if I were to break up with the missus, a good friend like yourself would let me shag their sister. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 You are welcome to her and to Mrs Throbber. I am tempted to get on Tinder and just go for it, almost certain the Mrs won't find out, Edinburgh is a big enough city to get away with it and life is too short, plus I'm not getting any younger. You don't need to go on Tinder to get an easy ride, just head to the Hive or PM Eoin Doyle and find out where he goes and picks up birds that look like Katy Perry. Did you put on a load of weight drinking midweek and ordering from Javits? Is that why the Mrs is sick of you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 You are welcome to her and to Mrs Throbber. I am tempted to get on Tinder and just go for it, almost certain the Mrs won't find out, Edinburgh is a big enough city to get away with it and life is too short, plus I'm not getting any younger. You'd be surprised. I was part of a WhatsApp group for arranging the 7 a sides. Various Tinder screenshots were banded about in the group with comment passed on the wenches contained therein. They were saved automatically onto my phone, no bother there though, not like she checks my phone. Had unwittingly plugged my phone into the communal laptop to charge and it had synced all my photos with the laptop. I was at work one day and she goes on to get some photos of her family printed and discovers my treasure trove of wee dirties self shots. Had a bit of bother explaining my way out that one. Never really believed me that there had been no significant misdemeanour on my part, don't really blame her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 You only live once, go for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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