Shandon Par Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 My stepdad had been avoiding the inevitable by not getting his clearly knackered, deranged old dog (I'm not talking about my ma') put down. He finally relented the other day when the dog bit off its own tail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 This website: https://frinkiac.com/?p=search 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 So that's Lord Lucan officially dead. He will be pleased to read that no doubt. Worst game of hide-and-seek ever IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 So that's Lord Lucan officially dead. He will be pleased to read that no doubt. Worst game of hide-and-seek ever IMO. You're fooling naebdy, 'Granny'. Get yourself handed in before the authorities start looking up IP addresses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 So that's Lord Lucan officially dead. He will be pleased to read that no doubt. Worst game of hide-and-seek ever IMO. Got fed to tigers according to George Osbourne's granny. http://metro.co.uk/2016/01/30/lord-lucan-shot-himself-and-was-eaten-by-a-tiger-friend-claims-5652694/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Got fed to tigers according to George Osbourne's granny. http://metro.co.uk/2016/01/30/lord-lucan-shot-himself-and-was-eaten-by-a-tiger-friend-claims-5652694/ "Killed himself to stop his wife inheriting his assets". Seems a tad extreme. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 If he'd left it long enough the dog might have completely eaten itself and saved him a bob or two. He didn't spend too much on the final demise - the beast is now buried in the garden. My mum and I suspect he has stashed the tail somewhere as a memento. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Got fed to tigers according to George Osbourne's granny. http://metro.co.uk/2016/01/30/lord-lucan-shot-himself-and-was-eaten-by-a-tiger-friend-claims-5652694/ Is there a grime song about that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 "Killed himself to stop his wife inheriting his assets". Seems a tad extreme. Could have saved himself some bother by doing the job right in the first place. Have any P&Bers attempted to get themselves out of trouble by claiming they mistook their children's au-pair for their wife? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 You're fooling naebdy, 'Granny'. Get yourself handed in before the authorities start looking up IP addresses. Anybody that thinks I'm a posh c**t is only half right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 So that's Lord Lucan officially dead. He will be pleased to read that no doubt. Worst game of hide-and-seek ever IMO. You can stop Lucan for him now...or he can stop hiding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 A friend and I saw clouds like this late one afternoon in winter in about 1995. We had been in the pub since opening time and nobody would be believe us that on the way home four our dinner, all the clouds were rainbow coloured. Now lots of mo-fos across Scotland have seen the same phenomenon I feel vindicated at last. Psychedelic clouds over Scotland 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 A friend and I saw clouds like this late one afternoon in winter in about 1995. We had been in the pub since opening time and nobody would be believe us that on the way home four our dinner, all the clouds were rainbow coloured. Now lots of mo-fos across Scotland have seen the same phenomenon I feel vindicated at last. Psychedelic clouds over Scotland http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWRJRlYt6EY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWRJRlYt6EY We had tucked away a fair amount of Tom Moore (insert Kenneth Williams pic here) and we were in the mean streets of St Andrews. Couldn't find another living soul to ask if we were tripping or if the clouds really were all the colours of the rainbow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 The first time I heard this joke was 1998 and it wasn't even funny then. Did it sting? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Victoria Coren looks rough as f**k these days. That's marriage for you. I'd still love to motorboat those diddies though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Aff his nut New footage of Felix Baumgartner's 24 mile jump. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 The sidebar of fail is delivering a particularly large load of it this evening: RyanCouserRRFCChris Martin and James Corden carpool karaoke, different class! Buzzing for Coldplay in June already Jesus fucking wept. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Though I can't comment on the first part, I too am buzzing for Coldplay in June 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 I've got the dentist today for the first time in about three years due to having the early stages of toothache, and i'm absolutely, positively shitting myself in case they say I need to get it hauled out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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