Granny Danger Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Got a £2000 payrise and walked away into a job giving double what i was on. Only have to move countries mind you. #pleasing What sector are you in and what country did you have to move to? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 I was speaking to the student across the landing. She was saying that she's had to report a thief to the police because someone keeps stealing her pants from the washing line. I nearly shat her pants when she told me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Rachel was looking great on Countdown today in a figure-hugging white sweater, I'm sure there was a hint of nip on show but you had to get right up to the screen to notice. To coin a Frankie Boyle phrase, I just about tore my cock off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Rachel was looking great on Countdown today in a figure-hugging white sweater, I'm sure there was a hint of nip on show but you had to get right up to the screen to notice. To coin a Frankie Boyle phrase, I just about tore my cock off.Disappointed the first thing that went through your mind wasn't "Oh I must get a photo of this to avoid being told to gtf". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 What sector are you in and what country did you have to move to? Pensions. Moving to ireland 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Pensions. Moving to irelandChoose your "Big Team" wisely 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Chrissy Amphlett of the Divinyls passed away 3 years ago today. Get your female relatives, friends and acquaintances to regularly do what this song title says and us blokes shouldn't be afraid to check our bits on a regular basis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Choose your "Big Team" wisely Haha they don't care about Scottish football. They get live casts of english games at 3 on a saturday. I may miss soccer Saturday from now... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Haha they don't care about Scottish football. They get live casts of english games at 3 on a saturday. I may miss soccer Saturday from now...Wait now. Are you sure you're going to Ireland and not Iceland? The Scottish media has always led me to believe that the entire World, especially Ireland, are besotted with two Glasgow based teams (who aren't Partick and Queens Park). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 A friend of mine wants to know if he asks for a coffee on a train, waits till it's poured and then shows his club50 card, will he get that coffee or will it be poured away and offered the tiny free one instead? If he asked for a coffee on my train he'd be directed towards the nearest Costa coffee I'm afraid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Chrissy Amphlett of the Divinyls passed away 3 years ago today. Get your female relatives, friends and acquaintances to regularly do what this song title says and us blokes shouldn't be afraid to check our bits on a regular basis. Bizarrely, and apropose of nothing, I have had this song stuck in my head since I woke up. (not touching myself!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 A whopping £20 a month more after deductions is what I'll get. And since I'm moving to a job with no on call, I'm actually going to be worse off every month. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Disappointed the first thing that went through your mind wasn't "Oh I must get a photo of this to avoid being told to gtf". Unfortunately I had other things on my mind Swarley, and only one hand free, plus I am technically ignorant of carrying out such a procedure. I happily leave it to competent chaps such as yourself and Zen. ​ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Wait now. Are you sure you're going to Ireland and not Iceland? The Scottish media has always led me to believe that the entire World, especially Ireland, are besotted with two Glasgow based teams (who aren't Partick and Queens Park). well you see, I thought the same I thought it would be like Glasgow but as a country sized version. they really do not give that much of a toss unless relatives are here, even the bloke who is from the north of Ireland (big hint to his leanings) does not givea daffy about Scottish football 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Was watching the BBC 1pm news on my lunchbreak and then doctors came on and that Irish bird Lauren that was in an episode of the inbetweeners was getting boabied off some old grey biddie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 One of the letters that arrived at work today eas from this company in Texas, https://www.munters.com/en/ https://www.munters.com/en/about-us/history-of-munters/ From their History of Munters page: You are here: Start About us History of Munters History of MuntersThe humidity that exists in the air around us is at the heart of Munters’ operations. Carl Munters’ knowledge of thermodynamics resulted, by the mid-1950s, in innovations where air humidity could be regulated using methods that were based on the laws of nature. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 When ye think of the advancements made in medicine over the centuries and how far we've came, as a species, to being close to fucking immortal... why the f**k is there still no cure for a common cold? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 One of the letters that arrived at work today eas from this company in Texas, https://www.munters.com/en/ That lassie looks absolutely fucking thrilled to be able to go home at Christmas and tell the family about her work at such a prestigious firm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 When ye think of the advancements made in medicine over the centuries and how far we've came, as a species, to being close to fucking immortal... why the f**k is there still no cure for a common cold? Why bother? There's plenty better things to spend the research money on, it's a self-limiting couple of days of being unwell and only a complete soft lad (or someone severely immuno-compromised, in which case they'd be isolated from it) really suffers it. Anyone else is just self-pitying. Fluids and paracetamol and growing a set will help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 There are other equally benign ailments that can be cured. Why not this one? Affects everyone. Costs billions in lost work hours. Would be a fucking fortune in it. Ridiculous state of affairs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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