Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 The woman next door bought us 12 assorted doughnuts from Krispy Kreme for keeping a rather large parcel for her whilst she was on holiday. (To be honest I was raging about it) Anyway, I've nailed 5 of them today and think I have diabetes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Was it a big dildo? Could have been, she's a big lass. If anyone dares to ride that it would be like swinging a bat in a cave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 2 hours ago, Mozzamozza said: Bronze Age bird reconstructed. It's a wid from me. Facial reconstruction made of Bronze Age woman 'Ava'http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-36923891 I think that's Craig Faulconbridge. Pars had him on loan from Coventry in mid 90s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 32 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: The woman next door bought us 12 assorted doughnuts from Krispy Kreme for keeping a rather large parcel for her whilst she was on holiday. (To be honest I was raging about it) Anyway, I've nailed 5 of them today and think I have diabetes. I did six pies at Central Park before half time once. Only stopped as they'd run out of pies. A dozen doughnuts would present no significant problems. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 This thread's making me feel less like a hippopotamus tonight. Please continue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Just now, Bairnardo said: I ate a pizza crunch supper tonight and am currently doing Corona with whisky chasers. Mmm...I had cheesy chips and doner meat, so I'm calling that even. (with a salad which, as we all know, neutralises the evil in heart attack food) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 6 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: I ate a pizza crunch supper tonight and am currently doing Corona with whisky chasers. Is that a battered pizza with chips? We're a bit behind up north. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Just now, Bairnardo said: Indeed it is. Yum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 After a day of diy pish, I have been steadily putting the house's booze supplies to the sword. There can only be one! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 White stairs? That's not going to bite you in the arse at all, Shandon. Nosiree. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 1 minute ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: White stairs? That's not going to bite you in the arse at all, Shandon. Nosiree. I reckon he's upstairs and can't get down. Spoiler He could if he slid down the banister, but after tanning the whisky he'll be fucked for getting back up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Just now, Bairnardo said: Its fantastic. Have you really never tried it? I remember having a battered baked bean pizza many years ago, and it was glorious. Up here it's all duck a l'orange and shit and they give you weird look if you ask for it served in batter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 7 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: I reckon he's upstairs and can't get down. Reveal hidden contents He could if he slid down the banister, but after tanning the whisky he'll be fucked for getting back up. You're spot on. I can't work out if it's best to paint the stairs on the way down and just sleep outside or try and paint myself upstairs and face falling headfirst down the fuckers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Nae luck. Chippy batter is a beautiful thing. You need to come home mate. I know first hand that those outwith the central belt are a strange breed and not to be tolerated for too long On the plus side I bought a pack of Chinese Chicken Curry from the local Scotmid and the sauce tasted exactly like I used to get with chips and curry sauce, crammed full of monosodium glutimate and salt. A work of beauty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: You're spot on. I can't work out if it's best to paint the stairs on the way down and just sleep outside or try and paint myself upstairs and face falling headfirst down the fuckers. I think you know which we'd be voting for. A live stream would go down a treat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Just now, Mozzamozza said: Nice shade of green. I saw a similar shade on my ironing table earlier. It's the new F&B colour "Pantalon du Mozza". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 2 minutes ago, Mozzamozza said: I'm wearing them to Inverness tomorrow. Good work. Mozzamozza putting the Dandy into Dandy Dons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 57 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: After a day of diy pish, I have been steadily putting the house's booze supplies to the sword. There can only be one! Green and White shite, green and white shite, hello, green and white shite... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Just now, Sergeant Wilson said: Green and White shite, green and white shite, hello, green and white shite... The green is getting a universal thumbs down - will be getting painted a different shade. The big cow head thing (just out of shot in the pic) doesn't stand out well enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: The green is getting a universal thumbs down - will be getting painted a different shade. The big cow head thing (just out of shot in the pic) doesn't stand out well enough. That's a bit harsh on your girlfriend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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