Black and White Tragic Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 There used to be a lad in Dunfermline who would stand outside Lynebank Hospital on Halbeath Road, waving at the traffic. He had very similar legs and feet to you. If it's the same one, his name was Jeffrey. He was fascinated by number plates and vehicles. He'll be late 40s now. He was a pleasant lad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Whisky is good for tonsillitis. Lemsip espressos with warm brandy chasers was always my illness-busting remedy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Black and White Tragic said: If it's the same one, his name was Jeffrey. He was fascinated by number plates and vehicles. He'll be late 40s now. He was a pleasant lad. Always wonder what happened to folk like that when they knocked down Lynebank. He had a female equivalent that used to forever walk the country roads from Dunfermline though to Saline, Oakley etc Edited September 26, 2016 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 Yesterday I had 4 pints in the pub and then 6 bottles of beer and a bottle of wine when I got back. I don't even feel drunk with that which is quite a worrying thing probably. Does your bird match your boozing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Lemsip espressos with warm brandy chasers was always my illness-busting remedy. Vodka or gin in Lemsip is good. When the hot water hits it the alcohol evaporating really clears your nose and sinus. Edited September 26, 2016 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 Probably explains the grotesque obesity you frequently go on about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 Probably explains the grotesque obesity you frequently go on about. Wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 I've been (jokingly, but not quite jokingly at the same time) asked to bake something to bring to a uni class on Thursday. Open to suggestions. Soda bread ---- easy and tasty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 I ran nine miles earlier on and had a busy shift at work. So why can't I sleep? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 I ran nine miles earlier on and had a busy shift at work. So why can't I sleep? Cut down on your amphetamine intake after dinner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 3 minutes ago, throbber said: I plan to lose a stone by the end of October just by cutting the drink out and a little more exercise as I always remained active despite my drinking penchant! My BMI says I'm a bit over weight, maybe 10 pounds but it also says my lowest ideal weight would be about 8 stone 10, no way should a man my age and height weigh that little! Are you about 4 foot tall? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 2 minutes ago, throbber said: About 5 foot 8 Then you're the same height as me and that "ideal weight" is a lot of shite. As is the whole BMI index. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 Must admit I had throbber down as a bit of a short arse, but didn't consider Knightswood Bear as one. Live and learn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 1 minute ago, throbber said: 5 foot 8 isn't that short. I always imagine KB to look like Anders Breivik, he posted a picture of his car and the reflection you could see coming back made him look like the deranged terrorist. SaltyTON looked like Anders Brevik. 5 foot 8 is short. Sorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 1 minute ago, Rugster said: 5 foot 8 is short. Sorry. Yup....I have to look down on people who are 5 foot 8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 If I was in charge I'd have every adult male under 6 foot executed. There's no excuse for being that short. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 8 minutes ago, throbber said: I always imagined you to be short Romeo. Would that have made him Alfa Romeo? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 7 minutes ago, throbber said: Sorry you feel that way Jimmy. Fortunately for you I said 'adult male'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 http://www.scotsman.com/news/education/more-height-means-higher-iq-finds-scottish-study-1-3326035 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 3 minutes ago, throbber said: I'm quite old mate! Jeepers. That's a concern. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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