DiegoDiego Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 The other half has guilted me into going to her uncle's summer house today, ruining my plans for the opening day of the season. She only wants me there because compared to her relatives I'm actually tolerable. Telling me how awful your cousin is does not make me want to go there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 22 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: The other half has guilted me into going to her uncle's summer house today, ruining my plans for the opening day of the season. She only wants me there because compared to her relatives I'm actually tolerable. Telling me how awful your cousin is does not make me want to go there. Man up Diego, get her telt that's what Sunday's are for. Get your scarf & bobble hat on & get yerself down to the match. Opening day ffs. G-Bo -4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 5 minutes ago, Grim O'Grady said: Man up Diego, get her telt that's what Sunday's are for. Get your scarf & bobble hat on & get yerself down to the match. Opening day ffs. G-Bo Under regular circumstances I would, but Firhill is a bit of a trek from Denmark. My plan was to fanny about the flat pissing off the neighbours with the sound of Alan Preston shouting "CHANCE!" every five minutes. Football's a Sunday thing here so I'll be off to Naestved vs Hobro tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 46 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: Under regular circumstances I would, but Firhill is a bit of a trek from Denmark. My plan was to fanny about the flat pissing off the neighbours with the sound of Alan Preston shouting "CHANCE!" every five minutes. Football's a Sunday thing here so I'll be off to Naestved vs Hobro tomorrow. I just checked, there are games from top division down to the 4th tier in Denmark today. Who wears the fucking troosers in your hoose? Get her telt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 14 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I just checked, there are games from top division down to the 4th tier in Denmark today. Who wears the fucking troosers in your hoose? Get her telt. All the teams near me are in the first division, which has no games today, I have been meaning to get to an OB match though. To be fair to her she assented to move to Albania with me, so one day with her relatives is a fair exchange. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 Most of the young lads at my work have very little interest in Scottish football, and mainly watch the EPL. When they're discussing 'The Premiership', I take great pleasure in being a pedantic wee fanny and chipping in with my opinions on Kilmarnock, Hamilton, Partick etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 I saw a grown man walking down Paisley Road West at quarter to four today wearing a wizard's hat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 2 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I saw a grown man walking down Paisley Road West at quarter to four today wearing a wizard's hat. "Gandalf, Gandalf" I cried out "Beware of the Orcs! After only drawing with Hamilton they will be really pissed off." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 2 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I saw a grown man walking down Paisley Road West at quarter to four today wearing a wizard's hat. Blessed be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 3 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I saw a grown man walking down Paisley Road West at quarter to four today wearing a wizard's hat. Sure it was a guy? Nobody wears a wizard's hat about town unless they've got something up their sleeve. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 Maybe it was a KKK mask with the face pulled up. Did he have on an Arbroath top and Celtic trackies? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 (edited) I'm not surprised at this because Australians are fucking stupid. Australian man kills friend while posing with shotgun http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-36971995 This is the bit that surprises me, what the f**k is this shite? The trainee roof plumber Edited August 6, 2016 by Zen Archer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 34 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Sure it was a guy? Nobody wears a wizard's hat about town unless they've got something up their sleeve. 19 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Maybe it was a KKK mask with the face pulled up. Did he have on an Arbroath top and Celtic trackies? Sorry boys, Mozza was closer regarding location & inspiration. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 Also, I say wizard's hat, it was the one on the right: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 24 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: I'm not surprised at this because Australians are fucking stupid. Australian man kills friend while posing with shotgun http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-36971995 This is the bit that surprises me, what the f**k is this shite? The trainee roof plumber That's an actual trade over here. You don't need to say anything; I know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 2 minutes ago, Dee Man said: That's an actual trade over here. You don't need to say anything; I know. You'll be telling me next that they further specialise by being right and left handed, like I said, Australians are fucking stupid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 Just now, Zen Archer said: You'll be telling me next that they further specialise by being right and left handed, like I said, Australians are fucking stupid. I said you don't need to say anything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 4 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I said you don't need to say anything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 Just now, Zen Archer said: That top one is definitely throbber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 B-but where did it come from?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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