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6 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said:

Just seen someone pushing what must be a six or seven year old boy around in a pram barely large enough to hold him, dummy in mouth (the boy) and kicking out in a tantrum of the highest order, constantly throwing a dinosaur toy to the ground.

Pretty sure it's not a special needs child in a makeshift wheelchair.

That was Game of Thrones you were watching so doesn't count. 

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10 hours ago, Hedgecutter said:

Just seen someone pushing what must be a six or seven year old boy around in a pram barely large enough to hold him, dummy in mouth (the boy) and kicking out in a tantrum of the highest order, constantly throwing a dinosaur toy to the ground.

Pretty sure it's not a special needs child in a makeshift wheelchair.

http://www.johnpreston.co.uk/2016/06/15/special-needs-buggy-strollers/

 

 

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There's a new tranche of those shitey Tesco 'Food Stories' adverts out, and I've been seeing a lot of billboards and bus stop posters of them. One of them in pretty unsettling. It's 'Linda's Hot Cross Buns', and is so unsettling because 'Linda' appears to be laughing maniacally, as if she's fired poison in to them and is delighted at the misery it will cause. She's evil.

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There is one child of an American Civil War veteran who is receiving their parents veterans pension. The Civil War ended in 1865. There are also also several spouses receiving a government pension after their husbands service in the Spanish-American War, which took place in 1898.

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There's a new tranche of those shitey Tesco 'Food Stories' adverts out, and I've been seeing a lot of billboards and bus stop posters of them. One of them in pretty unsettling. It's 'Linda's Hot Cross Buns', and is so unsettling because 'Linda' appears to be laughing maniacally, as if she's fired poison in to them and is delighted at the misery it will cause. She's evil.
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The "Rachel's one handed stir fry" one grinds my gears. Thinks she's something special because she stirs with one hand because she's a "busy mummy".
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Just now, Tynieness said:

I have got a hangover of epic proprtions which is quite impressive as I only went out for a couple of pints.

Sometimes they're the worst. That's why I never stop at a couple. 

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Chris (simpsons artist) is back with his take on Good Friday

 

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the reason why we call today good friday is because on a friday 300 years ago jesus went around putting mini chocolate eggs between peoples toes to cheer them up and everyone had such a good friday we still talk about it to this very day. love from your friend Chris (Simpsons artist) xox

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If I'm going to bother drinking I will have a half bottle of wine and 4 cans and I never feel hungover on it.

I usually tend to be an "in for a penny in for a pound" type but stuck to a sensible amount last night. Wasn't worth it. What's your secret to avoiding hangovers? Just drink lots regularly?
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2 hours ago, Sweet Pete said:

Five cans last night and fresh as a daisy.

Had three cans of Tennents and a bottle of Pino Grigio (someone brought it in for the Mrs at work, don't judge) and I was absolutely fine when I woke up. So far today I've managed a couple of hours at the gym and now I'm having a pint. I find I only get really bad hangovers if I stay up too late, if I get a decent kip I'm usually fine.

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I got married six years ago today at this exact moment. I'm having a beer just now to celebrate the fact that a year from now, I will be divorced. I'm sure Lisa Cuddy won't mind me posting this...

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3 hours ago, ICTChris said:

There is one child of an American Civil War veteran who is receiving their parents veterans pension. The Civil War ended in 1865. There are also also several spouses receiving a government pension after their husbands service in the Spanish-American War, which took place in 1898.

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Last Confederate war widow died in 2004. Some old guy married a very young girl in the 20's ( I think ) Maybe their child.

I remember being astounded at the time when I read about it.

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On 12/04/2017 at 06:52, AsimButtHitsASix said:

Here's what my pal said about it on facebook:

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So, to recap, he had no legal recourse after being selected to leave. He would have been properly recompensed for the inconvenience as well. He had this explained to him. He lied about needing to be back home to treat patients. He was told, repeatedly, to get off the plane and refused. The airline staff, correctly, requested airline security to deal with him. After they escorted him from the plane he ran back onto the plane and had to physically removed from the aircraft. He then started acting it and pretending to be knocked out and mumbling "kill me... kill me... kill me" because he was fucking at it. He held up one plane full of passengers, probably another plane that the United staff were en route to, out of selfishness. I got no time for him.

If you wanna argue that airlines overbooking their flights is a dick move you wont hear an argument from me. If you wanna say the airport security were heavy handed there's an argument to be made there but there's a huge over reaction to this and if he had just done what he was told by the polis it wouldn't be an issue.

Your pal is trying to make being a member of cabin crew sound like he's MI5. What an absolute loser.

"Wrong move dude. You just ignored a direct order from a crew member" :lol:

Aye, and what are you going to do about it? Pour them a bad G&T?

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12 minutes ago, WILLIEA said:

Last Confederate war widow died in 2004. Some old guy married a very young girl in the 20's ( I think ) Maybe their child.

I remember being astounded at the time when I read about it.

John Tyler was born in 1790. He took office in 1841, after William Henry Harrison died. And he has two living grandchildren.

http://mentalfloss.com/article/29842/president-john-tylers-grandsons-are-still-alive

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