bennett Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 1 hour ago, Broony88 said: Stayed in a hotel last night and at breakfast this morning a couple in their forties strolled into breakfast in their socks. Tell me nobody on here thinks this is acceptable behaviour ? If it was white sports socks with the wee stripes then no. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityDave Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 Heard a sound I really didn't want to hear again, a wasp in the loft. There was a wasps nest in the gap between the walls last year and when I switched on the loft light on they would go towards the light source (I have a lot of my belongings in the loft). The nest died off near the end of the year leaving a few queens, I got rid of most of them but it sounds like one had been hibernating between the floor boards and the ceiling and has just woken up. All it takes is one. Looks like I'm going to have to do battle yet again this year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 Heard a sound I really didn't want to hear again, a wasp in the loft. There was a wasps nest in the gap between the walls last year and when I switched on the loft light on they would go towards the light source (I have a lot of my belongings in the loft). The nest died off near the end of the year leaving a few queens, I got rid of most of them but it sounds like one had been hibernating between the floor boards and the ceiling and has just woken up. All it takes is one. Looks like I'm going to have to do battle yet again this year. Burn your house down. It's the only way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityDave Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 6 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said: Burn your house down. It's the only way. Nuke the site from orbit??. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 Burn your house down. It's the only way. Grimbo likes this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 1 hour ago, CityDave said: Heard a sound I really didn't want to hear again, a wasp in the loft. There was a wasps nest in the gap between the walls last year and when I switched on the loft light on they would go towards the light source (I have a lot of my belongings in the loft). The nest died off near the end of the year leaving a few queens, I got rid of most of them but it sounds like one had been hibernating between the floor boards and the ceiling and has just woken up. All it takes is one. Looks like I'm going to have to do battle yet again this year. Tweet @POTUS and get him to drop a MOAB ASAP. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: Looks like someone's shat on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 On 14/04/2017 at 15:05, Adam said: I got married six years ago today at this exact moment. I'm having a beer just now to celebrate the fact that a year from now, I will be divorced. I'm sure Lisa Cuddy won't mind me posting this... My divorce came through last week!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 The worlds oldest woman died today at 117 years old. She was last person on the planet born in the 19th century. https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/39610937 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 Butteries are an immense way to ease the Sunday morning pains 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 5 hours ago, WeAreElgin said: Butteries are an immense way to ease the Sunday morning pains Worked with a fella from Aberdeen who used to go on and on about fucking butteries. Eventually after he went home for the weekend he brought back about a dozen for everyone at work. No-one liked them and he was ragin' that they all went to waste. They're a bit plain. Don't see the fuss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 Sliced and lightly toasted with ham and cheese or jam in the middle. Mmm.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 I'd never heard of butteries until I worked offshore. Tried them once, thought they were shite and that was the end of it. The reaction you get when telling someone from up north that they're shite though, it seems to induce absolute rage for some reason. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 They're bland and boring. Just like all the fatties that rave about them up here with that simple minded look about them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 Glad to see butteries taking a hammering. They're shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 f**k off you fucking c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 I had butteries on lorne sausage for lunch, they were pretty good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 2 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: I had butteries on lorne sausage for lunch, they were pretty good. Why did you have them on top of the sausage? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Why did you have them on top of the sausage? Just opened a bottle of Chardonny and noticed a wee bit on the back saying "avoid alcohol if pregnant or trying to conceive"; not sure about the second bit tbh. Edited April 16, 2017 by Granny Danger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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