sjc Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Sweaty Morph said: I missed both of these. Thankfully! Check your PM, mate.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 13 minutes ago, Sweaty Morph said: Mind when Philpy's toe was the worst body part posted on this board? Did Philpy not have some kind of weird eye thing as well or am I mistaking him for someone else? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Bert Raccoon said: Did Philpy not have some kind of weird eye thing as well or am I mistaking him for someone else? Nah you're right, he had pinkeye. He posted a picture of it on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 Maybe Bert, I did have a badly bloodshot eye for a few weeks after crashing my car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 1 minute ago, philpy said: Maybe Bert, I did have a badly bloodshot eye for a few weeks after crashing my car. Was it caused by crying? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 I would strongly advise against climbing over high fences. The way up is fine, it's the way down that's the killer. Wow. You're like a Simpson. What did you do? Just land on it from too high up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 7 minutes ago, 1320Lichtie said: Wow. You're like a Simpson. What did you do? Just land on it from too high up? Jumped over a fence to retrieve a football, came down awkwardly on my foot and broke my heel bone. I'll survive but I may never tap dance again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 That fucking leg needs to come off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 3 minutes ago, throbber said: Your girlfriend does not approve. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 4 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: That fucking leg needs to come off. Probably right tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 1 minute ago, throbber said: ff Any excuse for an amputation, you sick b*****d. In this case it's a valid one Just now, Bert Raccoon said: Probably right tbh. The limb should be burned once it's had the chop 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 1 minute ago, throbber said: And then cut the other leg off for a sense of symmetry. That would be Bert's choice, although cosmetic amputations could be a good business to get in to 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 5 minutes ago, throbber said: And then cut the other leg off for a sense of symmetry. 3 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: That would be Bert's choice, although cosmetic amputations could be a good business to get in to I aint gettin in no pram. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 A & E won't have seen bruising as bad as that since the last Old Firm match. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 Just now, Patrick Bateman said: As long as you can still do this BR then all is good: Should be back on my feet for the start of the season. Still probably fitter than most the Accies squad anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 Friends of yours? Cheeky b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said: You going to EK? Unfortunately not. Under doctors orders to stay in and keep my foot elevated for at least the next two weeks. I doubt a piss up in East Kilbride would really assist my rehabilitation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 7 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Unfortunately not. Under doctors orders to stay in and keep my foot elevated for at least the next two weeks. I doubt a piss up in East Kilbride would really assist my rehabilitation. Do you use your leg to lift your pint? NAW 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, Rugster said: Do you use your leg to lift your pint? NAW You make a very valid point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 9 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Unfortunately not. Under doctors orders to stay in and keep my foot elevated for at least the next two weeks. I doubt a piss up in East Kilbride would really assist my rehabilitation. Since when did we start listening to fucking doctors? P&B's getting saft man, saft! Get yourself one of these to use as a makeshift crutch and inspiration for pirate jokes then away out on the lash like a man! "Doctor's orders" ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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