The_Kincardine Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 29 minutes ago, johnnydun said: Yes, I stay in Aberdeenshire. They seem to want to stay in the 80's up here and in the city, when oil was worth something and the local team won something, although I can never remember what it was as they don't like to talk about it . Don't be swayed by a few regressive sheep-shaggers. My weans had their most formative years in Aberdeenshire and it was a thoroughly enjoyable place to live. Terrific environment, great schools and a good social life. Were it not for work we'd still be there and happily so. Plus Deeside is so bonny it would make you weep. Aberdeen fans are still c***s (nearly) to a man though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenconner Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 5 hours ago, The_Kincardine said: Don't be swayed by a few regressive sheep-shaggers. My weans had their most formative years in Aberdeenshire and it was a thoroughly enjoyable place to live. Terrific environment, great schools and a good social life. Were it not for work we'd still be there and happily so. Plus Deeside is so bonny it would make you weep. Nae walks, chunt of a place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Think everyone's head the phrase "you're putting words in my mouth!" Well, someone in my work is pretty thick, and tried to say the same thing, but said "You just took words, and put them in your own mouth." Aye mate. That's talking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilScotsman Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Think everyone's head the phrase "you're putting words in my mouth!" Well, someone in my work is pretty thick, and tried to say the same thing, but said "You just took words, and put them in your own mouth." Aye mate. That's talking. Brexit negotiations going well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Randy Giles said: Think everyone's head the phrase "you're putting words in my mouth!" Well, someone in my work is pretty thick, and tried to say the same thing, but said "You just took words, and put them in your own mouth." Aye mate. That's talking. Do you work with Charlie Nicholas? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 He'd be an improvement on some of these fuckwits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Randy Giles said: Think everyone's head the phrase "you're putting words in my mouth!" Well, someone in my work is pretty thick, and tried to say the same thing, but said "You just took words, and put them in your own mouth." Aye mate. That's talking. During my apprenticeship we were having a conversation about infidelity. When we asked the boss if he'd ever cheat on his partner he said, "No chance. I'm a one man woman" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 There's an old guy I frequently see on my way to work. He's a dead ringer for Peter Tobin with a growling stare of hatred, is mostly wearing a boiler suit and wellies (except today where he was in a suit and polished shoes) and does this weird random walk-jog-walk-jog routine. I'm now convinced that this is actually Tobin, business one day and gravedigging the rest of the time having previously framed his twin brother and doing some Kaizer Sauze type routine. It's a wonder that I've not been raped and/or killed already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 There's an old guy I frequently see on my way to work. He's a dead ringer for Peter Tobin with a growling stare of hatred, is mostly wearing a boiler suit and wellies (except today where he was in a suit and polished shoes) and does this weird random walk-jog-walk-jog routine. I'm now convinced that this is actually Tobin, business one day and gravedigging the rest of the time having previously framed his twin brother and doing some Kaizer Sauze type routine. It's a wonder that I've not been raped and/or killed already. Sounds like you're on borrowed time, best kill him first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 25 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: There's an old guy I frequently see on my way to work. He's a dead ringer for Peter Tobin with a growling stare of hatred, is mostly wearing a boiler suit and wellies (except today where he was in a suit and polished shoes) and does this weird random walk-jog-walk-jog routine. I'm now convinced that this is actually Tobin, business one day and gravedigging the rest of the time having previously framed his twin brother and doing some Kaizer Sauze type routine. It's a wonder that I've not been raped and/or killed already. Probably off to court today then 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 5 hours ago, throbber said: Don't buy black bin bags out of Poundland, big mistake! You've not killed her have you? Wrap her in the quilt, shut the room door and PM Gunther. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: You've not killed her have you? Wrap her in the quilt, shut the room door and PM Gunther. "The man, seen here wearing grey Lonsdale sportswear, was captured on CCTV leaving the Wetherspoons public house and staggering into Poundland where he purchased black refuse sacks. He had been spotted in B and Q earlier that day purchasing a shovel and roll of heavy duty polythene. Police advise the public not to approach the man as they may be subjected to a bizarre stream of consciousness rant" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 12 hours ago, Jmothecat2 said: European cup winners cup final. Bear Real Madrid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Regretting not splashing out and buying the Durex, throbs? I'm sure I mentioned this before but my sister was a teacher in Torry for a while and at the school disco a couple of kids were interrupted whilst using a Mars Bar wrapper as a condom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 No wonder they dropped the 'work rest and play' from their adverts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 I bought condoms from poundland once. They were ridiculously tight and when I googled the product it turns out those condoms are specifically made for the Asian market so they are 49mm rather than the European standard of 53mm. We called her Beatrix. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 9 minutes ago, Jmothecat2 said: I bought condoms from poundland once. They were ridiculously tight and when I googled the product it turns out those condoms are specifically made for the Asian market so they are 49mm rather than the European standard of 53mm. We called her Beatrix. Do they still sell them? Asking for a friend. That's me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 56 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Do they still sell them? Asking for a friend. That's me. Posh w**k? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Just now, DA Baracus said: Posh w**k? I wouldn't say i was posh, per se. I've been called a w**k on numerous occasions though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Just now, KnightswoodBear said: I wouldn't say i was posh, per se. I've been called a w**k on numerous occasions though. Sounds hurtful. Do you want to talk about it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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