Granny Danger Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Tynieness said: Though some may say it is a Bleak House. ^^^^^. Great post from a great poster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 Just now, Tynieness said: ^^^^ Even better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 Spent almost 3 hours on the phone to Scottish power last night. Hopeless shower of c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 Apparently I punched my girlfriend awake at 3am this morning and had a full on conversation with her in my sleep (this happens occasionally), but she's blaming me for getting no sleep and is now not talking to me. This is neither a good or a bad thing in my mind, so I thought I'd put it in here. [emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 I didn't know Dickens had a laptop. Doing some decorating too going by the sheets over the furniture 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 Clever. Building up a portfolio of evidence that you assault her while you are sleeping through no fault of your own Tbf I've punched her in the face in my sleep before, but she's never bruised as a result of it! [emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 Tbf I've punched her in the face in my sleep before, but she's never bruised as a result of it, your honour.[emoji23] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Widge said: Tbf I've punched her in the face in my sleep before, but she's never bruised as a result of it! I’m apparently aggressive and argumentative during the night, worse after a few lagers, probably the only chance of winning an argument with her 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Swarley said: Doing some decorating too going by the sheets over the furniture 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 I've booted @Honest Saints Fan on the arse once when I was sleeping and dreaming I was taking a penalty for Falkirk at Hampden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 I’m apparently aggressive and argumentative during the night, worse after a few lagers, probably the only chance of winning an argument with her It's the disbelief in the morning when I say I don't remember a thing that's quite funny. She's adamant she's had a full conversation with me and that I have to remember it, but just don't. [emoji23] I'm really bad for doing things in my sleep, always have been and always will be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 6 minutes ago, Rugster said: I've booted @Honest Saints Fan on the arse once when I was sleeping and dreaming I was taking a penalty for Falkirk at Hampden. The next penalty at Hampden for Falkirk will be in the league next year. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 4 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: The next penalty at Hampden for Falkirk will be in the league next year. Belter! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 48 minutes ago, Rugster said: I've booted @Honest Saints Fan on the arse once when I was sleeping and dreaming I was taking a penalty for Falkirk at Hampden. Without getting too personal, did you dive in the box? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Without getting too personal, did you dive in the box? You think I'm daft? I admit that and you grass me up to the SFA like you did for the hippo ya manky Fife hoor. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 Without getting too personal, did you dive in the box? He went down before he was touched, I heard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 1 minute ago, Swarley said: He went down before he was touched, I heard Falkirk fans famously make great lovers. They go down easily and always come second. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 The Daily Mail offering a free glossy magazine celebrating the royal engagement. Thought some on here would be interested.., 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Falkirk fans famously make great lovers. They go down easily and always come second. Probably why your missus is regularly taking the @Bairnardo length. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 3 hours ago, Swarley said: Doing some decorating too going by the sheets over the furniture That armchair came from my dad's house. It's comfy as f**k but it needs reupholstered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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