BFTD Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 2 hours ago, Deontay WildPar said: Was just going into a restaurant for dinner when I saw this text from my mum. Why the f**k would she send me this? Is your mum hanging sheets over the doors, or are Aunt C and Dunc doing it? Why is anyone hanging sheets over doors (and 'etc') anyway? Is your mother trying to get rid of, or to have, a faecal blockage? It kinda looks like she's trying to have (6ve?) one. If your maw shat the bed due to the laxatives, in what way haven't they worked yet? So many questions for you to ask. Also, she's shared this with you 'cause you're full of shit. Happy New Year xxx 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wardy Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Currently finishing off my final haig club clubman and coke while nodding along to dark side of the moon. Happy new year ya c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 The Toblerone bear, f'ck me sideways !! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 16 hours ago, supermik said: Put her in touch with Welshie. He might have a use for her. Put me right off my sirloin and fillet mignon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 3 hours ago, Ned Nederlander said: The Toblerone bear, f'ck me sideways !! Yours with love, the Toblerone twink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Off to the Westport in Lithgy for my new years day purvey in a wee while. No way was I having the relatives round again. Its closed today m8 we were planning to go there 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Open until 5pm m9.Enjoy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 It's a bit hit and miss seemingly but there wasn't that many places open. Anyway I will have a few pints of T so all is good. Incidentally the last time I was there I dropped a whole pint while sober, it was 12 years ago. Still in counselling.Last count there are 14 folk descending on mine for dinner. I dont have 14 of anything so it should be interesting. Cans of T will be supplied. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Still got a train home from Düsseldorf airport after flying from Budapest via Vienna. Fucking both ways they never had crisps again, useless Austrian Airway c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 19 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Last count there are 14 folk descending on mine for dinner. The dwarves plus partners? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 The dwarves plus partners?Would have gone with "surely theres only seven?" Myself but same theme I suppose.[emoji53] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Just now, Bairnardo said: Would have gone with "surely theres only seven?" Myself but same theme I suppose. Enjoy anyway! Going to visit some friends for a bit then the kid is off to stay with some friends for the night so Mrs Par and I will have some “adult” time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Who the f**k's this Shandon Par character? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Who the f**k's this Shandon Par character?No idea, but I bet he has terrible fashion sense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 I have seen some of the most sensational females I have ever seen in my life today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 I have seen some of the most sensational females I have ever seen in my life today. We need more than this, pics too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 On 26/12/2018 at 17:30, Jacksgranda said: Just back from stepdaughter nr 4. Boxing Day dinner - turkey, ham, chipolata sausages, parsnips and carrots, roasties, mash, home made stuffing, gravy and sprouts (pass). Then ice cream. No dish washing duties today or sleeping on the couch. Played a game with one of the grandsons and watched Manchester United v Huddersfield Town. Another lovely day. Just in from stepson nr1 - a Thai buffet (his wife is Thai). Very enjoyable, although some of it was a wee bit hot! There was some crowd there, 16 from our side of the house (not counting him) and there must have been the same amount at least of Thais and their husbands and children. Those Thai women know how to look after their husbands! Another lovely day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Enjoy anyway! Going to visit some friends for a bit then the kid is off to stay with some friends for the night so Mrs Par and I will have some “adult” time. You'll be well looked after today then... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Just had a couple of beers last night. Roads quiet so out for a razz on the bike. Bit chilly! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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