Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 She would be walking like she was riding a camel for the first six months. Quote A woman in Houston has given birth to sextuplets in under 10 minutes. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-47616380 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 I've been in Wolverhampton this week. Civilisation has come here to die. In Bradford I thought I'd seen Hell, but it was only Hades. This unremitting shite hole really is the end of the world. £2.55 a pint though.Doesn’t scan. Lorna Johnston could do better imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 (edited) 5 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I've been in Wolverhampton this week. Civilisation has come h In Bradford I thought I'd seen Hell, but it was only Hades. This unremitting shite hole really is the end of the world. £2.55 a pint though. This version is better: Edited March 22, 2019 by The_Kincardine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 This is my sister. She is number 4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 3 hours ago, The_Kincardine said: This version is better: I listened to this so the rest of you don't have to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: This is my sister. She is number 4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan. So it wasn't only Scotland that got humped in Nursultan last night then 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 This is my sister. She is number 4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan. This is Scotland. Number 5 national team in Kazakhstan. Mens dog horse woman scotland 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: This is my sister. She is number 4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan. This is Scotland. Number 5 national team in Kazakhstan. Mens dog horse woman scotland Throw the ginger down the well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Just saw on SSN that a Russian Athlete who competes in the Walk has been banned for doping, where the f**k do you even start with that one? Aside from negating your embarrassment, how are drugs going to help there? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Just saw on SSN that a Russian Athlete who competes in the Walk has been banned for doping, where the f**k do you even start with that one? Aside from negating your embarrassment, how are drugs going to help there?You try competing in it and see how you do. It's tougher than it looks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 6 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: Just saw on SSN that a Russian Athlete who competes in the Walk has been banned for doping, where the f**k do you even start with that one? Aside from negating your embarrassment, how are drugs going to help there? A wee bit of DMT helps fight the boredom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 7 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: 13 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: Just saw on SSN that a Russian Athlete who competes in the Walk has been banned for doping, where the f**k do you even start with that one? Aside from negating your embarrassment, how are drugs going to help there? You try competing in it and see how you do. It's tougher than it looks. I've just walked back from the kitchen, what do I win. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 You try competing in it and see how you do. It's tougher than it looks. Competitive walker found. You lads look like right gimps btw 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 You try competing in it and see how you do. It's tougher than it looks. I would never partake in an activity that made me look so ridiculous on purpose, accidentally making a twat of myself is a sport that I would have a chance of a Silver Medal in without resorting to drugs. @Shandon Par would, of course, effortlessly take the Gold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Could I do it in my toms? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Could I do it in my toms?No, it's tougher than it looks. Unless you are on drugs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 No, it's tougher than it looks. Unless you are on drugs.So, in theory, I could it on drugs in my toms? This competitive walking is starting to sound rather inviting! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 I've just walked back from the kitchen, what do I win.A Farmfoods frozen meal of your choice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Can remember in school me and a mate were laughing about Walking and started racing one another. Have to say that for all we were taking the piss, it was actually pretty tiring. My arse cheeks and calf muscles in particular. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 I have my annual appraisal today, great banter to have it scheduled on a Friday at 4pm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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