Oooooft Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 34 minutes ago, Hand As Porn said: It was a good job I had running tights on otherwise my knee would be full of road grit. Elephant ankle and scabby knee some sort of divine punishment. Easy access to the cellar Mr Fritzl..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oooooft Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 7 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: If you don’t understand the difference between “ghosts and ghouls” and an anti-Semitic mass murderer then you need help. Nope. Please enlighten me. Ghosts and ghouls don't scare Jews now ffs. Racist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 Chief Executive of WWF (the wildlife one) on the news there waxing lyrical about how humans are causing the loss of wildlife. “You know, I remember leaving milk out for hedgehogs in my garden but you just don’t see them any more” she pines. Well hedgehogs have a milk intolerance which can induce severe diahorrea so they’ve probably all shat themselves to death you daft bint. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSU Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 Listening to yesterday's Superscoreboard podcast at work this afternoon. The daily teaser question was name ten teams in Scotland or England who have a body part in their name. The host, Gordon Whatshisname, cheekily tells Keevins and Alex Rae not to even think about mentioning the team who play at the Emirates. They go to a break and when they come back, Twitter has predictably exploded with a different guess and now he has to tell them to definitely not mention the team that Stuart McCall currently manages. I was chuckling away at this when Keevins says Heart of Midlothian because it contains "ear", rather than the arguably more obvious "heart". What a show. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 Listening to yesterday's Superscoreboard podcast at work this afternoon. The daily teaser question was name ten teams in Scotland or England who have a body part in their name. The host, Gordon Whatshisname, cheekily tells Keevins and Alex Rae not to even think about mentioning the team who play at the Emirates. They go to a break and when they come back, Twitter has predictably exploded with a different guess and now he has to tell them to definitely not mention the team that Stuart McCall currently manages. I was chuckling away at this when Keevins says Heart of Midlothian because it contains "ear", rather than the arguably more obvious "heart". What a show.Was Scunthorpe a correct answer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 1 hour ago, MSU said: Listening to yesterday's Superscoreboard podcast 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 Listening to yesterday's Superscoreboard podcast at work this afternoon. The daily teaser question was name ten teams in Scotland or England who have a body part in their name. The host, Gordon Whatshisname, cheekily tells Keevins and Alex Rae not to even think about mentioning the team who play at the Emirates. They go to a break and when they come back, Twitter has predictably exploded with a different guess and now he has to tell them to definitely not mention the team that Stuart McCall currently manages. I was chuckling away at this when Keevins says Heart of Midlothian because it contains "ear", rather than the arguably more obvious "heart". What a show.One of my colleagues was doing the same today and sent it over to me. Got all ten but took ages. And Scunthorpe was not a correct answer amazingly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 On 10/29/2018 at 21:26, CaspianChris said: Why are some people just so idiotic they think something like this is acceptable. Not one brain cell in working order in this guy. Don't watch any of the reruns of Allo Allo.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 On 29/10/2018 at 21:26, CaspianChris said: Why are some people just so idiotic they think something like this is acceptable. Not one brain cell in working order in this guy. and not even a member of the royal family either... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 4 hours ago, MSU said: Listening to yesterday's Superscoreboard podcast at work this afternoon. The daily teaser question was name ten teams in Scotland or England who have a body part in their name. The host, Gordon Whatshisname, cheekily tells Keevins and Alex Rae not to even think about mentioning the team who play at the Emirates. They go to a break and when they come back, Twitter has predictably exploded with a different guess and now he has to tell them to definitely not mention the team that Stuart McCall currently manages. I was chuckling away at this when Keevins says Heart of Midlothian because it contains "ear", rather than the arguably more obvious "heart". What a show. border amateur club Cockburnspath and their english counterparts: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaspianChris Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 10 hours ago, bennett said: Don't watch any of the reruns of Allo Allo.... Comedy's like that I don't mind, although I prefer Dad's Army. Probably my favourite episodes is the one with the U-Boat captain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 (edited) 35 minutes ago, CaspianChris said: Comedy's like that I don't mind, although I prefer Dad's Army. Probably my favourite episodes is the one with the U-Boat captain. I think that's everybody's favourite episode. Edited October 31, 2018 by GordonD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 2 hours ago, GordonD said: I think that's everybody's favourite episode. You are also on ze list. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 A guy in my work was waiting on Man City beating Spurs on Monday night to win $3700 on his accumulator. He didn't have any way to watch it so was reading updates of the game with his finger hovering over the cash out button with City 1-0 up. With 1 minute to go, his mate who was watching the game texted him to say Spurs had equalised. Guy in my work immediately cashes out in a panic only to then get a text saying "Only kidding". He still got $2700 but another 60 seconds and he'd have been up another grand. Sare yin. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 His mate sounds like an absolute p***k. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 2 minutes ago, Dee Man said: A guy in my work was waiting on Man City beating Spurs on Monday night to win $3700 on his accumulator. He didn't have any way to watch it so was reading updates of the game with his finger hovering over the cash out button with City 1-0 up. With 1 minute to go, his mate who was watching the game texted him to say Spurs had equalised. Guy in my work immediately cashes out in a panic only to then get a text saying "Only kidding". He still got $2700 but another 60 seconds and he'd have been up another grand. Sare yin. A case of justifiable homicide imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: A guy in my work was waiting on Man City beating Spurs on Monday night to win $3700 on his accumulator. He didn't have any way to watch it so was reading updates of the game with his finger hovering over the cash out button with City 1-0 up. With 1 minute to go, his mate who was watching the game texted him to say Spurs had equalised. Guy in my work immediately cashes out in a panic only to then get a text saying "Only kidding". He still got $2700 but another 60 seconds and he'd have been up another grand. Sare yin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 I'd like to share these with @Bert Raccoon, since he's the sort of deviant that thought Fiery Irn Bru was good: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 3 hours ago, Dee Man said: A guy in my work was waiting on Man City beating Spurs on Monday night to win $3700 on his accumulator. He didn't have any way to watch it so was reading updates of the game with his finger hovering over the cash out button with City 1-0 up. With 1 minute to go, his mate who was watching the game texted him to say Spurs had equalised. Guy in my work immediately cashes out in a panic only to then get a text saying "Only kidding". He still got $2700 but another 60 seconds and he'd have been up another grand. Sare yin. Whilst the friend can be openly called a c**t here, why the f**k did that guy think he'd be able to cash out after a goal is scored? Betting apps have a delay to their cash out services for that exact reason. More the fool him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 Just now, The Moonster said: Whilst the friend can be openly called a c**t here, why the f**k did that guy think he'd be able to cash out after a goal is scored? Betting apps have a delay to their cash out services for that exact reason. More the fool him. That's exactly what I said to him but he said he did it in blind panic and didn't have time to think about it. He's surprisingly cool about it. I'd be fuming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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