NJ2 Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 I'm sitting eating breakfast and the washing machine is making a weird noise. It isn't the first time I've heard it, it's sort of like the noise you hear coming from a hamsters cage. Two things that I should probably be asking in the quick question thread but hey ho; 1. What the fucking hell is this noise coming from (I think) he pipes behind the washing machine? 2. What can I use to spruce up my scrambled eggs. They're getting boring now. f**k knows about the machine but if you’ve not got some grated cheese, and some of the aforementioned chives, in those scrambled there’s yer answer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Dele said: I'm sitting eating breakfast and the washing machine is making a weird noise. It isn't the first time I've heard it, it's sort of like the noise you hear coming from a hamsters cage. Two things that I should probably be asking in the quick question thread but hey ho; 1. What the fucking hell is this noise coming from (I think) he pipes behind the washing machine? 2. What can I use to spruce up my scrambled eggs. They're getting boring now. 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: A giant rat is using the barrel of your washing machine like a hamster wheel. Sauté the rat and add to the eggs. Two problems solved. You're welcome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 I'm sitting eating breakfast and the washing machine is making a weird noise. It isn't the first time I've heard it, it's sort of like the noise you hear coming from a hamsters cage. Two things that I should probably be asking in the quick question thread but hey ho; 1. What the fucking hell is this noise coming from (I think) he pipes behind the washing machine? 2. What can I use to spruce up my scrambled eggs. They're getting boring now. Some grated cheese & Nandos peri peri sauce is the answer to number 2. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Chorizo. Chopped sausage rather than thin slices. Or the cheap version, Peperami sticks. Also good in a cheese omelette (see, I can cook them!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, Estragon IS NOT a fud said: Anyone ever had an allergy test with the NHS? How do you go about getting one? Just go to your GP, if they think you've got an allergy they'll take some blood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab B Nesbit Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 8 hours ago, Dele said: 2. What can I use to spruce up my scrambled eggs. They're getting boring now. Think it calls for a bit of powder Del ... 🌶. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Estragon IS NOT a fud said: Anyone ever had an allergy test with the NHS? How do you go about getting one? Over the last few years, I've developed some sort of sinus problem, I'm constantly sneezing and having to blow my nose all day long everyday In addition to that I get small polyps inside my nose which turn into small painful scabs. It's definitely not a cold or hayfever, but afterthat I'm struggling. I think it's either non-allergic rhinitis, or cat allergy. A woman in the bed next to me in hospital yesterday said she had had all her sinuses removed. I had no idea this was a thing but maybe you've got that to look forward to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, Dee Man said: A woman in the bed next to me in hospital yesterday said she had had all her sinuses removed. I had no idea this was a thing but maybe you've got that to look forward to. Did you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 10 minutes ago, Dee Man said: A woman in the bed next to me in hospital yesterday said she had had all her sinuses removed. I had no idea this was a thing but maybe you've got that to look forward to. Did you get a sniff? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 11 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Did you? 3 minutes ago, Silverton End said: Did you get a sniff? What sort of pervert do you pair of deviants think I am? Spoiler Yes 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 7 minutes ago, Dee Man said: What sort of pervert do you pair of deviants think I am? How much time have you got? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 Van carrying £112m of drugs crashes into police car at station http://news.sky.com/story/van-carrying-163112m-of-drugs-crashes-into-police-car-at-station-11768655Worlds dumbest criminal contender? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 3 hours ago, Dee Man said: A woman in the bed next to me in hospital yesterday said she had had all her sinuses removed. I had no idea this was a thing but maybe you've got that to look forward to. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-49090714 Why are the fire service hiring 41 year old women? Seems very strange. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-49090714 Why are the fire service hiring 41 year old women? Seems very strange.She ticks a bunch of diversity boxes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 My other half from Moray calls earwigs forkytails. I'm presuming that this is another Mental Morayism?I've never heard anyone call them earwigs, always been forkytails 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 I'm sitting eating breakfast and the washing machine is making a weird noise. It isn't the first time I've heard it, it's sort of like the noise you hear coming from a hamsters cage. Two things that I should probably be asking in the quick question thread but hey ho; 1. What the fucking hell is this noise coming from (I think) he pipes behind the washing machine? 2. What can I use to spruce up my scrambled eggs. They're getting boring now. A coin in the machine Black Truffle if you’re filthy rich Schwarz Piri Piri Seasoning if you’re not 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 I'm sitting eating breakfast and the washing machine is making a weird noise. It isn't the first time I've heard it, it's sort of like the noise you hear coming from a hamsters cage. Two things that I should probably be asking in the quick question thread but hey ho; 1. What the fucking hell is this noise coming from (I think) he pipes behind the washing machine? 2. What can I use to spruce up my scrambled eggs. They're getting boring now. 1. Check the drain pump.2. Chorizo, Spring Onion and Chilli. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 Van carrying £112m of drugs crashes into police car at station http://news.sky.com/story/van-carrying-163112m-of-drugs-crashes-into-police-car-at-station-11768655Worlds dumbest criminal contender?Must’ve been doing some speed. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 15 hours ago, Dee Man said: A woman in the bed next to me in hospital yesterday said she had had all her sinuses removed. I had no idea this was a thing but maybe you've got that to look forward to. You got battered again? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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